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Meta investing $1.5 billion in AI like it’s buying personality traits for Facebook.
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Meta’s spending $1.5 billion on AI servers. Somewhere, a data center just started sweating. šŸ–„ļøšŸ”„
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The U.S. government has officially entered its ā€œout of officeā€ era.
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United gave upbeat guidance. Translation: they found new ways to charge us for legroom and hope.
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Abbott trimmed its forecast and Aussie stocks dipped. Even Down Under, the market’s feeling upside down.
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Wall Street’s having mood swings again — someone get the S&P a snack and a therapist.
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Oracle’s stock is down after setting huge growth goals. Classic case of ā€œaim for the cloud, land in the red.
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$1.5 billion AI investment from Meta. Zuck’s not building the metaverse anymore — he’s building the Matrix.
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Stocks are slipping, but my impulse to ā€œbuy the dipā€ hasn’t learned a single lesson.
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Another ā€œvolatile weekā€ on Wall Street. Or as traders call it: cardio. šŸƒā™‚ļø
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The market’s been up, down, sideways, and crying in the corner — it’s giving ā€œWall Street bi-polar era.
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AI’s self-investment spree sounds less like innovation and more like financial cosplay.
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1,000% gain in one week? Either they found infinite lithium… or infinite hype. šŸ˜…
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Markets falling? Must be Wednesday. Consistency is key.
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AI companies investing in other AI companies… investing in AI.
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There’s still life in the AI trade; mostly because nobody wants to admit they overpaid for Nvidia.
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Wall Street patriotism: JPMorgan writes a $10B check and suddenly everyone’s a national security expert.
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JPMorgan just pledged $10B to national security companies. Translation: Wall Street’s going full Captain America. šŸ›”ļøšŸ’µ
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"So does the shut down mean there is no police?" - Gen Z
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The economy: ā€œWe lost jobs.ā€ Government: ā€œWe shut down.ā€ Wall Street: ā€œCool, so rate cuts soon?ā€ 🤔
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