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@theGordonThomas
Gordon Thomas
2 months
I needed to make a shelf unit for my walk in robe. I think I finally worked out why they call the bed "the ol' workbench". I'm right aren't I ?
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@theGordonThomas
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2 months
When 4 units or less then you qualify for a 3.5% interest rate but when 5 units of more this tips you over into a commercial real estate situation and the interest rates are higher as well as requiring a higher deposit to obtain the original loan. Prediction: Letisha James is
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@theGordonThomas
Gordon Thomas
2 months
PREDICTION: Most people who reads news know about Letisha James, the infamous New York AG who promised to get Trump, now finds herself in hot water over her 4 (or is it 5 house) real estate investment in Brooklyn where she allegedly made false statements to get a better deal from.
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@theGordonThomas
Gordon Thomas
2 months
I've had a double-yolk egg before but why did my mushroom have two legs? Am I poisoned now?
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@theGordonThomas
Gordon Thomas
3 months
I just voted in the Australian election. The sign below was just inside the main entry. When I got to the desk to give my name I had to ask for an interpreter.
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@theGordonThomas
Gordon Thomas
3 months
I found this randomly on YT. I'm pretty confident this is the local slang for cooked cow shit? And it seems they just pick it right up off the street.
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@theGordonThomas
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3 months
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Gordon Thomas
3 months
After Lewis Hamilton's sub-par qualifying performance in Bahrain, we can now confirm that Carlos Sainz will be returning to Ferrari, Yuki Tsunoda will return to Racing Bulls . and Lewis Hamilton will take the second seat at Red Bull for an undisclosed sum rumoured to be many
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@theGordonThomas
Gordon Thomas
6 months
This is my cow. She's not having a good day, is quite mad. I tried burning incense but it didn't help. Her name is Rachel . Rachel Madcow. I think she might have TDS.
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@theGordonThomas
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