Brian Funk
@theBrianFunk
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Houston, TX
Joined June 2013
leadership off the charts 🗣
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Our nation simply doesn’t posses the infrastructure required to handle a Bills Eagles Super Bowl.
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Eagles Twitter really do be more creative than the people the Eagles hire to design logos…
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this is really disturbing… there’s more to life than football, folks. don’t forget that.
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When they’re not playing the Sixers, the Celtics are actually an incredibly easy team to root for
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So you’re telling me a team actually wanted to trade for Jalen Reagor (which i thought was a fever dream), and Howie didn’t make it happen? 🥴
The #Ravens and #Eagles discussed a trade for Safety Chuck Clark during the Draft, according to @caplannfl Ravens showed interest in WR Jalen Reagor but the talks died down.
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These 50+ year old NBA beat writers aren’t qualified to choose the MVP. The NBA hates the Process, we know this. But they gotta take a damn good look at their own process for picking the winner. This Miami series tells us one thing: JOEL EMBIID IS THE DEFINITION OF MOST VALUABLE
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Think this kid knew that in like 10 years he’d be the NBA Sixth Man of the Year and absolutely cooking the Sixers in the conference semis? Yeah me neither…
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Howie: “we’ll give you a nickel and this piece of gum i stepped in walking into work today” Dolphins: “no.” Howie: “bet” The media when he gets traded somewhere else for very reasonable compensation: “The Eagles had an offer on the table for Parker, but were outbid.”
Eagles have shown interest in acquiring Dolphins WR DeVante Parker, per @flasportsbuzz. #Eagles
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goosebumps.
When Michigan had to take a timeout before their first play in the 2019 White Out 😅 @PennStateFball
https://t.co/s7A9adTuEl
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this take is frozen solid… QB was literally the only thing the Rams needed to be a contender this year. QB is like 4th or 5th on the list of biggest needs for the Eagles. plus they’d lose the ability to build through FA AND the draft if they trade for Wilson. #TedTalk
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Maybe I’m Philly biased, but Bryce Harper should be higher. There’s something to be said about winning 2 MVP awards by the end of his age-28 season… bc it’s not common. Among others that did are Mike Trout, Mickey Mantle, and Stan Musial, all of whom are (bound to be) sub-50
Who are the best MLB stars ever to take the diamond? Dozens of ESPN writers and editors weighed in. Nos. 100-51 ➡️ https://t.co/T8TMtB4tLp
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AFC playoffs stay boring
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her trainer:
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