❝ SPIDER ’ — MAN◝.
@thatoldspider
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⠀ * ⠀ ❚ ⠀then⠀⠀like⠀⠀゛⠀ 15.⠀years⠀ passed⠀ ,⠀ blah⠀ blah⠀ blah⠀ ,⠀ super⠀ boring ⠀ ,⠀ I⠀ buried⠀ aunt⠀ may,⠀ split⠀ up⠀ with⠀ my⠀ wife,⠀ but⠀ i⠀ handled⠀ it⠀
LIKE A 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍.ᐟ
Joined March 2026
... 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗆𝖺𝗓𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗖, 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄, 𝘚𝘗𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘙-𝘔𝘈𝘕
ㅤ ᅠ ㅤ 𝖸𝖾𝖺𝗁, 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗒. 𝖣𝗂𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗄. ㅤ 𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗒 𝗉𝗈𝗐𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗎𝗂𝗍, ㅤ 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗏𝗒 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀. ㅤ ᅠ
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( falls off a building )
i am spider-man
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𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝓙𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗧 .ᐟ
pretty girl, prettier heart.
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no you should not
Perhaps I should get back on the market.
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even I could not fathom a reality where this could go down
I can not believe such a comment.
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ᅠᅠᅠ ooo yeah ┈ sooooo busy ᅠᅠᅠ
I'm afraid I'm far too busy for any of that, darling. Get used to it.
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ᅠᅠᅠ wouldn‘t know ┈ theres this spider that does NOT quip for some reason ᅠᅠᅠ
Its as if terrible jokes come with the webs.
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ᅠᅠᅠ yeah ┈ thats your thing 🤨 ┈ go do it ᅠᅠᅠ
I'll have to get very up close and personal with him then ~
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ᅠᅠᅠ my jokes are not terrible┈ excuse yourself ᅠᅠᅠ
And set you up for a terrible joke? No.
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ᅠᅠᅠ usually someone says “ who's there? ” ᅠᅠᅠ
. . . What.
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. . . What.
ᅠᅠᅠ knock knock ᅠᅠᅠ
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ᅠᅠᅠ his wallet.ᐟ pizza is on him today。 ᅠᅠᅠ
You're not wrong. What should I take?
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ᅠᅠᅠ so you can; -keep track of my schedule -be around my sobbing self -and listen to my amazing life & not like me.ᐣ wow 𓈓 just wow ᅠᅠᅠ
So, what I'm hearing is that you've spread yourself thin in your younger days and now can't keep the woman you actually love? Sad . . . But no. I don't do favours unless I like you.
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ᅠᅠᅠ I beef with anyone that disrespects my amazing self┈ you just seem like the most ethical option out of the current ones I had in mind ᅠᅠᅠ
Why are you beefing with the wizard, Peter?
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ᅠᅠᅠ knock knock ᅠᅠᅠ
Exactly, it's just like you all to mess up everything in my life.
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ᅠᅠᅠ you suck ᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ ooo look at me i'm a magician * pew * pew* pew* spell vishanti spell* pew* pushhhh ᅠᅠᅠ
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ᅠᅠᅠ blonde‘s、 never change、 you remind me of this girl called gwen ┈ too 𓈓 ahem 𓈓 too much.ᐟ yeah。college sweetheart。 you'd be surprised how many I woo'd in my prime。 so please do me this favor ᅠᅠᅠ
This is what I get for trying to be nice for once . . . No, I don't think I will. Tell him yourself when you've finally managed not to be so pathetic.
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ᅠᅠᅠ ooo look at me i'm a magician * pew * pew* pew* spell vishanti spell* pew* pushhhh ᅠᅠᅠ
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