mark perkins
@thatmarkperkins
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Ex-agency ECD in creative comms. Founder of POP! creative training and consultancy. Into QPR, history, repetitive beats, buildings, cricket and vintage films.
West Byfleet / London
Joined October 2008
'Noble prize'. Win it? Trump can't even fucking spell it.
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Bethell: Called it in my Ashes chat group on December 27 and my mate saying he didn't belong anywhere near the England test match squad
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New addition to the family. Ripley the whippet pup. Already looking dapper in his winter threads.
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Consumerism is soul sappinginly relentless. Can you just lay off for a bit so I can buy my dinner.
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Football supporters should know better. Bold tweets which precede unfortunate events.
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QPR caning Leicester 4-0 at half time and Cifuentes hasn't made any subs for the second half. That feels so familiar.
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Those of us who'd spent November and early December talking about The Ashes have stopped haven't we. Can't even be bothered to moan or discuss where it all went wrong. Past even dark humour. We've moved on.
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The national wealth 'take' (it's not hot, it's tepid) doesn't explain why tickets are 7 x than bloody Qatar, which built seven new stadia just for the tournament.
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One of the great nights down QPR. My mate Pete Morris and I screamed into each other faces for a minute then couldn't speak.
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Noted QPR put the sprinklers on ONLY in the half the oppo will be attacking I. The second 45
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“What exactly are we defending Europe from? It isn't totally clear”, - @elonmusk Sometimes I feel like we’re living through the most cynical moment in the world’s history. These people have lost God in their hearts… or they never had Him. I don’t know.
What exactly are we defending Europe from? It isn’t totally clear.
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A tremendous day down at Queens Park Rangers. Back for Birmingham on Tuesday.
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Norwich hadn't won a home game for 271 days until they played QPR last weekend. Today QPR play a West Brom side that has lost its last 5 away games. Put your house on a West Brom win today.
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Last time we saw anything so shambolic at a staged event was this but FIFA has topped it with Rio and cohorts
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Watching Rio Ferdinand reminds me of the time I pitched for his DNA Fit nutrition business. We won it. The whole thing was a sham and the co-founder went to prison for a separate incident.
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If I watch much more of this fucking FIFA draw event I'm going to have a panic attack.
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Watching this FIFA draw and thinking maybe ISIS should've taken us all over.
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This app is fucked. My timeline updates, even when I refresh, are mostly tweets - yes, I'm sticking to that - posted from 4hours - 24 hours previously. Can't be arsed with it these days.
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Sent this to a few mates this morning. Sadly, none of us are betting men.
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