Love my women slightly overweight like this

Big yahu if you hear me I pledge to donate it all to AIPAC

If you wear a black beater to the gym I just automatically assume you’re a fucking tool

Establishing the run

I’ve noticed Midwest people don’t respond well to “watch where you’re going dickhead” after bumping into me from not knowing how to walk. Figure it tf out

Going to class on Friday

The richest, whitest, most sheltered girl you know from wealthiest suburb in the country is posting a picture of Zohran Mamdani on her story right now captioned “power to the people!!!” from her Soho apartment that’s paid for by her wealthy conservative father

Forgot my headphones and they playing Benson Boone on the gym speakers. Dropping this on my neck

That Wemby 40 bomb might be the most effortless display of dominance I have ever seen I mean wtf

Turns out pre-gaming to go to the bar at 6 pm on an empty stomach does make you black out. Woke up with nothing but a t-shirt as my pants. Still trying to piece this one together #gobigblue #fuckphilly

Have fun making my hoagie at Wawa next year you bum

fuck ya motha #bingbong

Constantly torn by my desires to both accumulate wealth and also do things with my life that do not allow me to accumulate wealth

Drinking dat dirty water

Cam Schlittler I’m pouring honey on you goat

https://t.co/iFcBW1QcJa

The Giants create new ways to disappoint me man

I need atleast 10 tanks around Ronaldo every single second he is in the USA

Man I love BDSM #bigdogstatusmonday