tex
@texmeplease
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i’m gonna enter i think i would destroy these babies, maybe not though idk
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the purple team on hell’s kitchen is stuff of legend, they were on only one episode during the first season that was later banned my buddy Tape said
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listening to the sounds of tectonic plates shifting to get my spotify age to 200 million
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gordon ramsay: up here now blue team! look at the lobster, it’s fucking gay
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getting booed at the ball game for having a big gay smooch with my husband on the kiss cam
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my son is gay, my wife is chopped, and some of my slimes turned to ops
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you just worked an 18 hour shift at your high school and come home to this
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