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proud mother of 1000 plastic ponies • i suffer from a chronic condition known as The Simpsons: Hit & Run for the Nintendo GameCube

stilesville • adult • she
Joined September 2020
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@texcritter
evie ⚢
5 months
exactly 1 year apart
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evie ⚢
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shoutout to my dad for checking on my proxy order while i’m out of town to make sure my ceramic my melody figure survived the journey
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anyone got a site for watching miraculous ladybug season 6 with subtitles
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the fuck is going on over on the lalaloopsy subreddit
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i forgor to show what else i bought #oops total was liek $20
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2 days
yesterday my friend found a hello kitty CD player for me but it didn’t work (kept making weird noises like it wanted to though). so i gave it back to her, went to the flea market this morning, and found another one that works perfectly lol
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why did they remake the original. it’s far less funny without “sexauly attracties”
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@plutogoats
we- yes blud 😭
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evie ⚢
2 days
i understand ted kaczynski when i have to type “before:2021” after my google search to find a recipe that isn’t chatgpt garbage.
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evie ⚢
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yesterday my friend found a hello kitty CD player for me but it didn’t work (kept making weird noises like it wanted to though). so i gave it back to her, went to the flea market this morning, and found another one that works perfectly lol
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last 2 gen4 mcdonald’s toys i need to have a complete set of every single one released in the US… if u have an extra hmu
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evie ⚢
3 days
migraine so bad using an ice roller on my forehead isn’t enough i need to put it directly on my brain.
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evie ⚢
4 days
american oomfs that order from taobao, how are the tariffs these days?.and if you declare a taobao package as a gift (like if i sent it to a family member’s address in china & they shipped it to me) would tariffs apply to that too?.
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evie ⚢
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i honestly think these images are verrrrry old, from when they were first imagined. new doll lines don’t have this type of merch anymore & the apparel is a bit dated. this is very much giving 2015 & were somehow just discovered/made public.
@wildgrowlzupdz
wildgrowlzupdatez
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HERES SOME APPAREL FOR YA!
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evie ⚢
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buy oomf’s custom doll or i will crush you into a fine powder.
@dollcultist
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This was the doll if u want her I relisted her
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evie ⚢
5 days
walk with me…
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evie ⚢
5 days
miniso has cute ass frilly pony socks u know i had 2 cop the twilight sparkle ones
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6 days
i cancelled it
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@texcritter
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6 days
i forgot i listed her & now i wanna keep her but i need the money 😔
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6 days
i have no memory of posting this.
@texcritter
evie ⚢
2 years
lets play a little game i made
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7 days
years later the bodycam footage was released & my old silver honda civic can be seen driving past behind the cops outside. also on the way home ethan ralph almost hit us cus he was livestreaming the arrest while driving. craziest day of my life.
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in august 2021 my friend & i decided we wanted to make sushi so we went to kroger to get seaweed & rice. while there we saw lots of cops at the motel next door. when we got home he opened twitter & realized we just watched chris chan get arrested.
@frozenaesthetic
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Share a piece of lore about yourself
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7 days
goodwill is refusing to redistribute donated clothing to families who lost everything in the texas floods.
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