SwissFella (Bonkus Helveticus) 🇨🇭 🇸🇪 🇺🇦
@testaccount445r
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Definitely not neutral. NAFOmemes maker. Here to support supressed. Former Airdefence soldier. Now just a shitposting bot in a dog costume
"Not" @ secret swiss CIA base
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How does Airdefence work?
A big thread based on my own experience in the swiss Army as an airdefence soldier for a few years.
The basics are simple. You need a Fire control unit to find and set the target. And a Launch system to shoot at it.
Here's a full system:
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After the public 🌍and in 🇸🇪 protested loudly and the 🇸🇪 king announced he is considering not attend the traditional Nobel price gala if russia, belarus and Iran are invited, the Nobel price comittee backed up and uninvited the three.
LÄNGE LEVE KUNGEN!
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It's official: Russia doesn't think we're neutral anymore, so we can finally send weapons without "provoking" anyone. Right? RIGHT?
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Shitty timing for the vatniki propaganda channels:
😂😂🤦♂️
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Switzerland finally approved to decomission 25 from our 96 Leopard 2 tanks and return them to the manufacturer in germany, so they can do whatever they want with them (for e.g. give them to ukraine)
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So a certain guy is now clearly pushing ultra right wing / neo-nazi memes?
Read about the meaning here:
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trying to upload a pic of a burning tesla and get the error message "your media could not be uploaded". wtf?
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Just came across this. I'm sure the ru / cn propagandists will like this 😂😂
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First homemade ham of the year. Pork shoulder, cured 10days, smoked 3days in beechwood, Aged 31 days, seasoned with gin + juniper 🤤
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I repeat, for the sake of triggering vatniks, DO NOT SHARE!
Can confirm, after infiltrating a russian telegram channel, that they're VERY triggered over this video. So whatever you do, DON'T share it.
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I got some money for my 40iest birthday recently, to go for a dinner with my wife.
But instead, due to todays events, we decided to donate it to the offial UA Government fundraiser
@U24_gov_ua
for the "rebuild of ukraine" campain.
It aint much, but we hope it helps...
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New
#NAFOmemes
Drop.
Too early?
Igor Strelkov Gurkins 🥒🥒
Feel free to use. Bonk at will 🫡🫡
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@Cycling_Fella
Kind of funny how the vatniks try to harrass us, while using NAFO popular terms like FAFO and
#RussiaisATerroistState
(Albeit pronounced wrong).
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Somebody is pissed that india (a BRICS Partner of ruZZia) is not siding with the ruski pro-hamas / anti Israel / anti jewish narratives 😂😂
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We're in the news again:
#Fellas
, one of 🇨🇭biggest Online news portals, Watson, wrote a long, nice and positive story about
#NAFO
, how you can join, and what we do. 🤭
Thanks a lot for the nice story
@watson_news
and
@Simeonkoch
for the hint. 🔥💘
Link:
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Somebody is slightly pissed 😂😂😂🔥💪🏼
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Hmm not sure if it is the bist idea to extinguish a fire in a sodium storage facility with wat seems to be water? 🤦♂️
(check youtube "Sodium + Water reaction")
A fire has broken out in
#Moscow
at the Salyut plant, which manufactures military equipment. The fire is said to have started in a laboratory where sodium is stored.
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Time to answer all those pro-ruZZki mourining and condolence posts with a fresh NAFO Memedrop:
Feel free to use. Bonk at will! 🫡🫡
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Germany has expelled up to 40 russian diplomats from Berlin: 🎖️👍
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The local swiss government has withdrawn the license of teaching russian language and culture in Basel for the obvious pro-russian and "night wolves" linked "Ruskij Basel" association after they showed up at a traditional swiss sports event with the Z-Logo
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What ruble doing?
The fall keeps going on. Nice
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Be smart. Be like Ukraine:
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Oh no, what happened?
Is it FAFO time?
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The 🇷🇺🗑️ propaganda machinery is getting more hilarious by every day.
😂😂🤦♂️
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This is new.
I'm now a liar, paid by the institute of statecraft.
Whatever that is 😂
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Mute and Block recommendation:
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Ladies and Gentleman, Fellas . It's official:
This is your Admiral speaking🛥️.
Set sail and dial your navigation direction Kerch straight bridge. I repeat: Kerch bridge. 🌉
Aye Aye! 🫡🔥🔥
The purpose of lactobacillus helveticus is to prevent bitterness and produce nutty flavors in cheese. The purpose of Admiral Bonkus Helveticus
@testaccount445r
is to cause russian bitterness and make their ships look like cheese. That’s why he donated to our
#SeaBaby
💙
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@Merkava_2
So muss das sein.
Ich hoffe ihr schafft es das dieses wiederwärtige Miststück Besuch von der Exekutive kriegt!!
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Hey
#Fellas
, the
#NAFOcalypseNow
Movie poster got some updates. The colouring and noise is improved and there is now a shark - just to piss some people off 🤭
Feel free to use
#NAFOmemes
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@JayinKyiv
Iranians are so nice people. i've worked with them many times before the sanctions came again and they're the among the most humble people i've ever met. Too bad they have such a terrible leadership...
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Whohoow, had some money leftover and just made a
#Dronation
to
@U24
Bought an entire Drone for the UAF Flyin'
#Fellas
#NAFO
#Squadrone
.
I hope the "DoggoDrone" will serve like a good boy!
Get yours here:
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When the legend retweets yor meme 💕😊
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Is this called a multi-bonk?
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Today i donate in a different way
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Dear
#Fellas
, the 🗑️🇷🇺 Parliamentary Commission has released a 200-page "evidence" of NATO Biolabs in 🇺🇦 and is boasting about it.
How do we answer to that Propaganda bullshit?
Of course with a new
#NAFOmemes
!
Feel free to use. Bonk at will 🫡🫡
(PS: Spot the details 🤭)
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Does ruzzia have biolabs too? 🙈
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he must be the chief of a local ruZZian tribe or something.
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Oh boy‼️
Look 👀what i got from
@U24_gov_ua
Today:
My
#DoggoDrone
is reporting for Duty at the U24 x
#NAFO
flying
#Fellas
#Squadrone
! 🫡🫡
I hope it brings some hellfire to the enemy! 🔥🔥
Slava Ukraini 🚀🚀🚀
Technically, most of
#SquaDrone
UAVs are DoggoDrones, as they're funded mostly by Fellas, but Flight Lieutenant
@testaccount445r
's flying bonker literally is one. And there can't be too many of them:
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The Swiss cities Bern and Zürich are donating their retired trams to Ukraine.
The transport and training of the local engineers is organized and paid by the swiss government (1.2m CHF = 1,4m USD).
It's expected that the trams will run another 10-12 years.
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Karma is a bitch.
That's it. That's the tweet.
BREAKING:
Dammbruch im russisches Tomsk: Aufgrund von Überschwemmungen ist der Erddamm neben der Brücke über den Fluss teilweise eingestürzt.
Mehrere Siedlungen in der Region wurden bereits überschwemmt. Der Wasserstand steigt weiter.
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New Profile pic.
I think the 🎖️suits very well and the little Fella is wearing it with pride and honour😄
Still in love with my original "Helvetia" Fella, forged by
@KY_painter
💘
#NAFO
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ruSSian Propaganda has become repetitive, predictable and boring.
So here's a fresh
#NAFOmemes
drop for a successful counterbonk!
Feel free to use. 🫡
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Those vatnik propagandists still trying to convince us that we all will freeze to death this winter, because we don't buy their war funding gas / coal / oil anymore😆
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Is this the "freedom of speech" which
@Elonmusk
has been talking about?
Shadow banning all Fellas?
Promoting russian propaganda?
Well done. 🤦♂️
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Fresh
#NAFOmemes
drop, inspired by a recent MAGA meme that made the rounds and i will be happy to see it in good use against a certain russian propagandist.
Feel free to use, and bonk at will 🫡🫡
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it seems the biolab sharks strike back again?
🦈🦈🦈
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I think it's time to dig this one up again due to today's events involving (biolab?) sharks eating russians:
#Sharknado
#NAFOnado
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What russian
#HairDefence
doing?
Путин наградил учителей чьи выпускники сдохли на войне.
–Я так благодарна вам и родине!
Ёбаная мерзость
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@SolidarityRnwd
Switzerland by law is not allowed to transfer weapons to a country involved in an active war. it would take years to change that law. so instead they deliver it to germany, so that germany can send some of their other stocks to UA. Smart loophole to support UA without braking law
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Not that i'm a big monarchy fan, but did anybody else notice the Carpet at the kings coronation, today?
And i don't think this is a coincidence. 🇺🇦🇺🇦
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Because of his recent rant, here's another personal Meme delivery for a certain terrorist.
I'm happy if you put it to good usage.
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The russian obsession with toilets never fails to surprise me.
Imagine how shitty their country is, when they have to celebrate and show off a toilet seat like it's something cool and valuable.
PS: Feel free to meme this. I couldn't come up with a good tagline yet 😄
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-How many medals do you want on your Uniform?
- Yes!
Meanwhile in
#Nordkorea
Führende Generäle sind zur Begrüßung von Huibu angetreten
Man beachte die Sonntagsuniform 😁
#Aliens
#StandWithUkraine
#RussiaisATerroistState
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Definitely worth to repost this
#Vatniksoup
thread about a certain x owner. and kremlin mouthpiece:
In today's
#vatniksoup
, I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (
@elonmusk
). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives.
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A true Hero:
A pacifist russian helped 900 Ukrainians flee the russian occupation, before the Kremlin cought him and he died by "Suicide" in a ruZZian Jail on 5th of April 2024:
#RussiaisATerroistState
English:
German:
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New
#NAFOmemes
for you, dear
#Fellas
:
In case you see this guy smiling, dear vatniks, say your last words. it's too late.
Feel free to use. Bonk at will 🫡🫡
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Something is coming into russian occupied territories unlubed soon...
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I know, people usually have hard times to agree with changes, but WHY THE HELL would you change the brand of one of the most known brand names / logos in the world?
Yet, here we are:
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Dear
#Fellas
, because of all the chit-chat going on recently, the top management sent a little memo to remind us of our mission:
#NAFOmemes
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got a strange follower today:
Tries to get attention from NAFO
Removed, muted, blocked.
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@unanimous42069
As a swiss, i don't think switzerland is interested in getting lawrow. We're not exactly fans of russians, and i bet this would escalate in loud protests on the streets.
Also if he really comes here, i'd like to personally give him a warm welcome with the Bonkstick!
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Had a rough Day.
I thought it's time to brighten it up by making a new
#NAFOmemes
for you, my dearest
#Fellas
.
Feel free to use. Bonk at will 🫡🫡
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No clue what is going on, but:
russian pigeon NUMBER 5 is down!!
And the day has not ended yet
😂🤦♂️🚀🎖️
⚡️⚡️⚡️ RUSSIA HAS NOW LOST 5 BIRDS!
Another Mi-8 was shot down near the village of Volkustichi in the Bryansk region (70 km from the state border of the Russian Federation 🇷🇺).
Ukraine 🇺🇦 has already shot down 5 🇷🇺 aircraft in one day!!
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This whole coup-thing has a very strange taste to it. Something seems completely wrong and somehow unfinished here:
My predictions:
A) Something will happen with Prigozhin / Wagner PMC
B) The whole thing was staged for a higher purpose which we're going to witness soon.
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Oh no, i got blocked by Sybian Girl😂😂
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I thought it was about time for a logo redesign for a certain @ MDLZ company, which is actively supporting the war against ukrainiens by russians.
Feel free to use. Bonk at will 🫡🫡
#NAFOmemes
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Thanks to all the ~30 🇨🇭Fellas, 🇺🇦supporters and doggo who showed up yesterday!
New friends were made, plans forged, Donations made, bonks bonked and drinks poured for the heroes.
The location was 👍and Russophobia big😄
Lovely to meet you all and keep on bonking!
Top Organizer!!
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HAHAHA. oh no. What bullshit-spreading snoflakes doing?
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Police in Berlin hunting vatniks with illegal russian flags and symbols or just for generally being aggressive.
This is the way. 🔥🔥
Gestern bei
#b0905
in
#Berlin
ging es wohl doch heftiger zu, als zunächst die Mainstream Medien vermuten ließen. Die
@PolizeiBerlin_E
mit vollem Körper Einsatz als „Vatnik Hunter“ gegen das 🇷🇺
#Putin
Pack, und als Beschützer der 🇺🇦 Flagge. Good Job 👏👏
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Good morning you disgusting antisemitic piece of ****!
I hope you have a terrible day
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Fellas, please report this post by the russian embassy in vienna for "denial of violent events" (Ger. Leugnung gewalttätiger ereignisse):
Bucha Denial is Clearly an X TOS violation!
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#Fella
's, i thought it's time for a fitting new meme to describe the current Donbas situation.
Feel free to use. Bonk at will 🫡🫡
#NAFOmemes
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And another, not so subtle,
#FellaMemes
, Inspired by a recently circulating video and my cat who would definitely do the same.
Feel free to use. Bonk at Will 🫡🫡
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Wow, german/French/Swiss documentation TV channel Arte is repping NAFO 😍
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Hi Sevastopol. lol🔥🔥
Is it just me or does anyone else see a
#fella
here. That brown cloud looks a bit shiba inu to me.
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What scott ritter pedo wannaby war analysts youtube channel doing?
#Tangoadown
(Not my work) 🎉
Hat tip to whoever reported him multiple times 💪🏼💪🏼
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Ok this was a real quick and dirty one, but definitely long overdue. Might finetune later.
I'm off to the mountains for a week, so i'll recharge some energy to be back in full Bonkeheart mode!
#NAFOmemes
Feel free to use. Bonk at Will 🫡🫡
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Special
#NAFOmemes
delivery for @ SonjaEnde (or "Sonja ist am Ende"), which is known as a notorian russian Propaganda Liar and should stfu (aka "Fresse halten" in german).
Feel Free to use. Bonk at Will 🫡🫡
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Something is coming into russian occupied territories unlubed soon...
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