Terpfanburner
@terpfanburner
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Terp enthusiast | mayor of college park | famous twitter personality | 6th year super senior | #mbc
college park
Joined August 2022
- 2/2 class attendance today - ice cold beer - College basketball quad box - red baron pizza - hot sophomore coming to grease my weasel later Really textbook stuff this Tuesday
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Easily the most “Sunday” Sunday night in history right now. Grim scenes.
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“Running the damn ball”… no, over done. “Average Sunday…” wrong place. “#LANK”, immature “Come thru and suck me…” old news “Tap in” Timeless
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“Coach Locksley we are about to blow a lead in the fourth quarter for the third game in a row please do something!” Locksley getting $6.1 million dollars a year with a 37-43 record:
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The one good thing about being single is you don’t got a chick in your ear talking about “Get a bed frame!!” #dudedungeon
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After consulting with my team I am proud to announce that I will be in attendance this Saturday at the Shell. Do your part and show up. History in the making. #TBIA
Our @TerpsFootball team is UNDEFEATED. You bring the noise. They'll continue to bring the wins! 🏈🐢 Be at SECU Stadium on Oct. 4 at 3:30 pm when the Terps take on Washington. FILL THE SHELL: https://t.co/wfQhO6XZ1j
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Tonight is drink 10 beers and go to the bar alone to watch college football night.
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Forever thankful the Tea app didn’t exist my freshman-sophomore year. These girls are fucking y’all up
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