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I will never lower the standards or expectations I have for my life. I have too much to offer and you can either keep up or fall off.

When people get mad at the messenger 😂

When you stay catfishin’ 😘

Why i stay off twitter for a whole month?! Gonna end up with wrinkles from laughing so much 😂

But goes out his way to follow another girl, calls her, text her, BEGS to see her twice in one week for HOURS, that doesn’t count. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao some of y’all dumb as hell“Ya man” remembers the toothpaste you use after being around you for years & he’s the most greatest, detailed man god ever put on this earth. 😂

When your new bff has made fun of you so much it makes me embarrassed FOR you..

Bae thought it would be cute to poke me in the butt w/ his pocket knife in the middle of michaels, guess who has a hole in their favorite jeans now 🙃🙋🏻‍♀️

After a five hour binge of stranger things I’m now scared of Christmas lights, the cold, & even more scared of the dark 🙃yay me

Lemme give him back right quick 😂😂💀 real damn fast like.

😭😭😭

Damn it i love Great Danes.

You know what i say, when i say it, what i post, when i post, when & what i delete, what i do & where i work, you want an itinerary of bathroom breaks too? Bc you either a stalker or a fan baby girl, there’s no in between.

To finally have a man that loves animals>the fact he asks for a dog everyday

This is everything i could have ever wanted & more. Literally the movies i binged in HS after a breakup & now. It’s perfect. 💜

"Bro, you want this pamphlet?" "Brochure"

y'all ever be takin a shower and see ya tattoos while you washing and just be like "damn that shit really in there"