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Loves naps and stuff. Single father to a dyson and a sodastream. Non-vegan. Influencer of nothing | 🏠 Naarm
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Fucken Hell. I couldn't tell you how long it was since I weighed this little.
160kg in July. 5XL to L tops. Size 48" - 36" waist. I think I'm almost done 😀
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Two weeks off work = Two weeks inside my head. Was driving along the M80 and just started crying. Ended up here near Altona. Called my best mate to let him know I'm not ok and spoke for an hour. Feeling alot better now after that. I almost didn't call anyone either
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Need a little spoon where the cushion is, but you have to like Yellowstone coz that's what I'm bingeing right now
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Was on my way to a job. Watched an uber delivery driver stack it on Spencer Street. Stopped to check on him. Bike was stuffed, he was sore and looked defeated. Threw his bike in the back of the ute and took him to Flagstaff station. He's a student and that's his only income..
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A year ago tomorrow I had weight loss surgery and I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't done it. 65kg down, plus so much more positivity to add. Or hasn't been easy at all, but it's been the best thing for me to do
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@dzennon
@shanzrizwan
Man gave up singing about freedom and all that other bullshit years ago 🤣🤣🤣
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Hanging with family last night. My nephew starts talking about a guy he made out with and how hot a guy at the Woollies is. I look at my sister's and they are as shocked as I am. His cousins are just like "Whatevs."
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@YoungMasterPaul
I've reported an Ola driver before. As soon as I described the behaviour they said "Red Jeep Cherokee?" I don't think he was driving much longer. Starting a rant about gays to a guy you collected from a gay pub probably isn't the best thing to do
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Just realised I've been in Melbourne 3 years today. Arrived from Brisbane without too much of a plan, which definitely didn't include months of lockdown and all the other craziness. I like it here. Would recommend 😊
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What an amazing day at Midsumma. So glad I went. On my way home now but wish I could head back
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Got my shorts which I'm wearing today. Didn't buy the pink tshirt as it wasn't very flattering
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Came to say goodbye to my mates who got married and now I'm just gonna lay by their pool for a few hours instead ☺️
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After a HUGE week away for work, it was nice to wrap it up watching the sunset (followed by dinner and cuddles)
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New bedding feels nice. Must not spill lube on it 🫣
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Yeah I reckon I made the right decision to stay up a little longer 😀
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Left the house at 9.15am.
Got home 1.30am 😲
Got alot of sun. Made a couple of new friends 😊
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If you see this weirdo at Midsumma, throw gin and tonic at him or say hey 👋🏽
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Off to meet a couple of the bf's mates. Pray for me for when they start talking footy 🤣🤣🤣
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Pretty arvo in Melbourne for a wee bike ride along the river
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For the feet 👣 peeps or maybe to mark 55.5kg lost 🫣 4kg lost since becoming sick last Thursday. I'm sure I'll gain a few of those once I can eat again and that's ok. I can't remember being this weight. I'd say it would've been 2007 or alot earlier
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Loving being in the Brisbane office bumping into all my work people inc the CEO who came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder to say hi 😊 I've had the best 2 days here connecting with so many. Off to Lismore for a day trip tomorrow! 🚗
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Did drunk me lock himself out of his room last night wearing undies and have to go to concierge to get another key card? Only the 10 or so people in the foyer will be able to confirm this 🙈🙈🙈
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Watching Hot Aussie guys cycling is my new past time 👀
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I finally came out to my family this week. They were as supportive as I knew they'd be, and are so happy for me. It's been a beautiful week in NZ
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@davenewworld_2
Damn. I put up with alot less when I ran pubs. I dragged people out of the pub multiple times. I definitely pushed people back if they got in my face like that.
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If you see me out today, say hi and feed me gin 😝
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Night night from Echuca. 5 nights left here. There's a boat thing on from Fri that I'm working at
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Finally had a reason to knock on hot neighbours door. Was he wearing a shirt? Nope. Was he barefoot wearing footy shorts? Yes! Nice guy. Cute puppy 😍
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Well that was a lovely surprise to come home to 🙉 My barber also went and bought this bottle so we could have a bday shot, then made me take the bottle home! 41 tomorrow 🙈 Getting picked up at 8am and don't know what we're doing. It's a surprise 😊
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@BroHilderchump
I had ateacher belittle me as a maori at school. dad spoke to her about it and it never happened again. I had an indigenous teacher belittle the white kids one day. I spoke up. He got the boot. We just didn't tolerate this shit back there. This culture in AUS needs to go!
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I've had a great time in Sydney and I need to come back again soon and see more of your beautiful faces. Sorry I didn't get to catch up with more people. Can't wait to come back when it's not raining in my eyes 😅
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So good to get out and about today. I feel like I've been stuck in a 3012 bubble for the past 3 weeks
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Ready to see one of my best mates get married, but holy fuck it's hot outside 🥵🥵🥵
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1. Moved to Melbourne
2. Changed roles twice
3. Lost 60kg
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This made me randomly remember a girl that contracted HIV via blood transfusions and was pretty much run out of town in Australia. So they moved to NZ where we embraced her until she died at 11. Eve van Grafhorst was her name.
40 years of HIV/AIDS.
I was one of the lucky ones to survive AIDS, 32 million didn’t.
THIRTY. TWO. MILLION.
Governments across the world let down those people and their families.
We must all work together to achieve zero infections by 2030.
#AIDSat40
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Making the most of the facilities while here for the weekend. Now to work out what to have for dinner while being watched by this little guy
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30 and up Twitter, drop a pic with your age.
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Must go to the gym tomorrow morning. Can you all just shame me if I don't prove I went? Need to tighten up my wobbly bits
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Love a good toilet selfie while there's a queue of women waiting to get in here
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Oh cmon!!! Give me my 50 already!!!! On that note, I need to get to the gym and actually work for it 🙃
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Back to work tomorrow. Still not feeling great, but definitely feeling a little better
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Waiting patiently for my mates to hurry the fuck up and join me for a drink
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So I've turned up to what I thought was a dinner with two of my mates and there's a group to celebrate my belated 40th ❤️ I've had a big few weeks away and this was pretty special to end my time away
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Just made myself a black Russian like it's 2001 or something 🤣🤣🤣 I didn't realise coke was an optional thing all this time
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@GrantTucker
You should see what I'm about to get for £1030 a month in Australia. 2 bed 2 bath, pool, gym, sun deck and a sweet view
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Not me doing my second photo/film shoot in a week for work. Anyone know a good manager/agent? 😝
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Just submitted my application for a new job 🙈🙈🙈
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What's with all the HOTS at Aspendale Beach???? Is this a thing? Gays in Speedos, thicc straights, very attractive straight couples and then the older couple with bangin' tunes next to me!
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Who am I catching public transport? Sydenham here I come! 🚂🚂🚂
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Sydney. I'm inside of you. En route to get my car with all my friends
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I'm very happy with my decision to upgrade this flight
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Lounge and kitchen are done for now. I'll buy a "nap friendly" sofa as soon as my mate comes back from Adelaide and grabs his stuff. Will get a plush rug too. Can't wait to get plants and some other shit to make it nice 😀
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So good to get fresh air, sunshine and delicious food. I ate about half before I was full. This was one of the first place I went to when I moved to Melbourne June 2020 and I ate the same thing
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Reluctantly provided a reference for an amazing employee this week. Told the hiring manager they'd be fools not to hire her and they'll be lucky to have her. She got the job and she's gonna kill it. She isn't happy with us and the new job is perfect for her 😊
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Why doesn't she look happy for cuddles with Uncle Tee??? LOVE ME!!!!
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Just had my interview and they offered me the role at the end. I start Monday 🙉🙉🙉 They're gonna try and get my work car down from Brisbane and it's a Prado. So butch
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Day 1 of my much needed break. Osteo, haircut, shopping, cleaned the house and cars, quick sunbaking session then back home. Discovered this drink and now I have 3 bottles 🙈. Sunny Coast tomorrow 🌞
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@JacksonODoherty
Let old mate get amongst it next time. Look at him trying to be in the video too!
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Off to the airport in about an hour to head back to Melbourne. My 3 night trip turned into an 8 night trip with a decent tan to show for it 😊 Looking forward to my bed tonight 😴
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