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#MUGA If anyone calls, tell them I'm out Pronouns - None, I use purely Amnouns Atheist - leans slightly left on most things
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Blowing up the Zaporizhia NPP should lead to an instant NATO article 5 - Yes or No?
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I just held a quick referendum and apparently, 360% of people in Kherson region decided to join Poland. Now NATO can initiate article 5
#RussianWarCrimes
#NAFO
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Been banned for calling out MAGA lies - maybe went over the top with my language but I'm back
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If Putin was drowning in a lake and you had a canoe or a jetski with which to save him, what drink would you have with your sandwich?
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It's over 2 years since I had the covid vaccine and I still can't get 5G on my right arm - I am very disappointed
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Why are so many republicans against sending arms to Ukraine? Aside from reducing the ruzzian army, every weapon is a showcase which will bring in trillions in sales in future - I mean, Poland has ordered 220 HIMARS after seeing 16 in action - seems like a good investment to me
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I grew up listening to Pink Floyd - never thought I would see the day when I blocked Roger Waters - but there you go
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What sort of dickhead pays 44 billion for a named brand then goes and changes the name?
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I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred. The number one answer was 'how the fuck did you get in my shower'
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6.5k followers and a total of 7 likes on my last 5 tweets - I guess you lot are just not into me :)
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For my own sanity, I just blocked Ayden. My newsfeed was full of his BS and I have called him out every day for weeks. I am so totally over his cheering every time ruZZian bombers were airborne - the sick bastard is an absolute cunt
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Im probably going to be banned today - it was fun - see you all on the blue one if it happens
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I've forgotten the program - Is it this week that we are Nazis then bio-weapons next week, or did we have to be satanists first - Jeez I just can't keep up - Can someone make a weekly planner please?
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Igor - look 83 HIMARS is trending - ruzzia has destroyed more than Ukraine has received - and they say propaganda is not working - hahahahaha
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We just traded in the best finance minister in years for a person with an English Lit degree - what could possibly go wrong?
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@WorldWarWang
AT least the Ukrainians have the decency to provide graves for their heroes that were killed defending THEIR land from pootins illegal annexation attempt - here is how most of the ruzzian nazi troops go home
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Partial mobilisation announced - the troops will be half equipt, half armed, half-clothed and half-arsed
#NAFOfellas
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Nats to restore $5 prescription charges so that the elderly, chronically sick and the poor can contribute towards the tax relief for landlords - this is what you voted for NZ
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Ruzzia didn't invade Ukraine because they were worried that NATO was a threat to their country, they just hated the fact that NATO prevented them from invading all their neighbours
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haha he is losing his poll so he changed who was allowed to vote - how very ruzzian of him
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@chrisluxonmp
@SimeonBrownMP
Congratulations on your proposal to increase greenhouse gasses in the middle of a climate crisis - Why is every one of your policies detrimental to kiwis and the environment?
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All the dickheads claiming NZ is a communist country have obviously never lived in a communist country and the very fact they can post their stupid comments proves without doubt that we are not a communist country - some people are just fucking stupid
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How can RW'ers complain that Kiwi wages are lower than in Aussie and at the same time complain about minimum wage rises and FPA's?
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Give Ukraine what it needs to sink the black sea fleet
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As soon as the first dozen tanks that cross the border from Belarus are destroyed by Javelins, they will turn back
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Due to the recent strategic withdrawal of vehicles in the Kherson region, the ruzzian army reveals its latest addition to the mechanised fleet
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@davidkurten
Have you ever read history or do you just open your mouth and fart anything that enters your head?
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Apparently, I have a deep state handler - any ideas where I can find it?
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ok, who moved the retina scanner up the wall for access to the [redacted] room - my legs are not long enough to jump that high, please fix it
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Any idiot that still thinks NAFO are bots is as dumb as a kim dot cum
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@EmbassyofRussia
@mfa_russia
@DIRCO_ZA
@RusembZ
@RuEmbZimbabwe
@RusEmbUSA
@RussianEmbassy
@RusEmbNam
@EmbRusBotswana
@Rusembegypt
@AmbRus_India
Ruzzian athletes should be banned from leaving ruzzia until your nazi army withdraws from Ukraine. You can't ignore world rules and still expect to take part in it
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First Missile toads primed and ready for the xmas offensive - Biolabs are go
#russiaislosing
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Anti-vaxxers are the new flat earthers
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ruzzia is finished after tonight - these criminal acts must finally force NATO to give the best weapons to wipe out the ruzzian nazis in Ukraine and ruzzia will never recover, these should be the last acts of a dying snake
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@StarskyUA
If Belorus joins in, does that mean that any other country nearby can join in aswell?
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Never mind the F16's - send in the Star Destroyers
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Scaled up my HIMARS and adapted it to hold pencils - printed in glow in the dark blue
#SlavaUkraine
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An anti-Semite, a Nazi and a pedophile walk into a bar - just another day in Mar a lago
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Seems that my new followers have dried up since I hit 600 - oh well, at least Lyman is encircled
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@ArtyomLukin
oh boy, you are really scraping the barrel with your coping mechanisms now - stop it, it is pitiful and you are just embarrassing yourself even more
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12 hours in twitter jail for quoting Monty Python - seems that genocide and lies are ok to post but comedy is a no no
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In any normal country, if you wanted to make up a referendum result, you would choose something mildly believable like 75% or so - but in silly vatnik land you have to go over the top 97% is not even achievable without cheating
#shamreferendum
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I just want to apologise to the fellas. I got caught up in a religious argument today and whilst I remain of the opinion that religion is toxic and I will call it out in other forums, I will keep my future comments here related to vatnik bonking
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@Partisangirl
If you are going to quote Shakespeare, please do it correctly. “Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war” is the phrase you meant to type
#RussiaIsATerroristState
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I'm not a satanist! - oh hang on a minute, just have to release my bat familiar from the pentangle cage so he can stir the cauldron - where was I?
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Seeing the number of republicans and ruzzians celebrating the Musk twitter takeover, I have to believe that this is not a good thing. I am only here for NAFO, once the mission is accomplished, I will be closing my account
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ruzzia - which part of 'fuck off' are you unable to understand?
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ruzzia - seriously, you know you can buy washing machines online and they are relatively cheap, you didn't have to invade Ukraine and destroy the myth of your army to get them
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Here is a poem I wrote. It's about memory loss
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It's been found!!! The one village in Ukraine that doesn't contain a biolab is [redacted]
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@DrShaneRetiMP
So you start by repealing the smoke free NZ policy - well done, you have sold your soul to the tobacco lobby, you should be ashamed but you probably don't have that ability
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@danielapruna2
Never in my life have I wanted to be in the army but how good must it feel to liberate towns and see the joy on peoples faces
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Ruzzia - it's true, you are fighting NATO forces, here is a picture of US Colonel John Matrix fighting on the Bakhmut front
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@mfa_russia
@RusEmbSwe
@SwedeninRU
@RusEmbDK
@RusEmbNo
@RusBotschaft
@RusMission_EU
@RusEmbUSA
Yep, it was the Swedes, here is the evidence
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In the spirit of sharing shitposts to take down vatniks, I would like to say at this point that and and all of my memes are free to use by anyone - please take them and shitpost your heart out
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If NATO escalates one more time, ruzzia is going to threaten to use the comfy chair
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@LauraKronen
Why is it that whenever you are called out for your nonsense, you think it is bots? Can't you accept the fact that real people don't like what you say?
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Shit - Halloween is coming and I just found out from the ruzzians that I am a satanist - do I need a new wardrobe?
#RussiaIsATerroristState
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@NewshubPolitics
These polls are designed to suppress turnout on election day - if the left turns out, the left wins - don't believe the polls, show up and vote otherwise we get NACT by default and all the good work from the last 6 years goes down the drain
#nationalnotfittogovern
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@LibFails
Scam - you are MAGA and have been scammed for years so I don't think you have the ability to recognise scams
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USA - until you get your own political house in order - keep your damned noses out of NZ politics - we don't need your poison spreading over here
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Just how dumb do you have to be to get a seat in congress in the US today?
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Good Ruse by Ukraine, leaking the bio lab mosquito story to ruzzia then launching the bio lab herrings at the black sea fleet
#RussiaIsLosing
#RussiaIsATerroristState
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Elon, I am not a bot... or am I? I don't work for the CIA... or do I? I am not bio-engineered... or am I? I like to bonk vatniks... or do I? Confused yet? Me too...
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The Leopards are free - who's coming with me
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This account just followed me then immediately sent a message - I havent responded yet because when I looked at the spelling of Ukraine, I became suspicious - does anyone recognise this or is it a scammer?
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ruZZian imperial troops show destroyed NATO bomber in Belgorod region
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@GuntherEagleman
Jesus - you MAGA people are some of the dumbest easily conned brainwashed morons the world has ever known - the dumbing down of America is well under way whilst ever some of you hold positions in government - the world is laughing at your stupidity
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Pardon my ignorance but not being American, I find it hard to believe that Trump can still be considering a run for president again - do you not have a working justice system in the US?
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What do China think they will find in Montana? it's just a big empty space
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Given the number of years that the world has been run primarily by rich men in suits, you would think all of the problems would have been solved by now if they were actually good at the job. Evidence suggests that they are actually rubbish at it
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@LauraLoomer
@elonmusk
I dont normally use twitter to insult people but you are a fucking idiot so you deserve special attention - how do you get to be so fucking stupid? - I hope you haven't bred and passed on those idiot genes
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Seeing some of the bullshit posted by people with blue ticks, I wonder how chief twat is going to explain how the $8 system is supposed to ensure that misinformation is not spread on twatter
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So I did shadowbird and got this as a result so why do I only get very limited views and likes on my tweets?
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@Russialibreate
What is your problem - we openly admit we work for the CIA but there is no CIA, we are not paid by the CIA but we receive our payments from the CIA - why don't you understand this? Are you [redacted]?
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I can't imagine the free reign that ruzzian propagandists had on this platform before NAFO came along but it is great to see their bullshit being called out by 100's of cartoon dogs every time they post
#RussiaIsATerroristState
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@Heroiam_Slava
American tactics involve overwhelming force and air cover - I don't think that any army could achieve as much as Ukraine given the same numbers of equipt
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As an outsider, I would like to ask my American NAFO colleagues - Is it possible to indict all the insurrectionists in congress and stop the republicans from gaining control?
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Are there any countries in the world other than the US where people buy and wear politician merch?
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@DasRgen
ok Igor you got me, after all these months I decided to follow you - I still can't decide if you are parody or playing 6 dimensional chess but you are funny
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