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India has almost as many Indian people as Silicon Valley.
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3 weeks/4 cities/6 unforgettable shows. And one show that was just ok.(the one that you saw). Thank you, India!.See you in 2024 🫰
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If you throw a stone on the street in Bangalore you’ll either hit a dog or an engineer… or a person telling us that if you throw a stone on the street you’ll hit a dog or an engineer.
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It’s crazy. If you convert US dollars to rupees, you still can’t buy a house in the bay.
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get directions to INDIA.add stop: HYDERABAD> Sep 28.add stop: BENGALURU> Oct 6, 7.add stop: MUMBAI> Oct 13, 14
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we are roasting the anti-aging tech ceo @bryan_johnson on 3/30 in San Jose. Come check it out before he reverts to a fetus
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when customs in india asked us “business or pleasure” we just said “yes” because our job is to roast sad tech bros.
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India! The siren song of Bangalore traffic is too strong. We miss your soft beautiful money. We are CIRCLING BACK!. October 18, 19, 20 -> Bangalore .October 25 -> Hyderabad .October 26 -> Pune.October 27 -> Mumbai . Get tickets:
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we tried to get AI to write a LinkedInfluencer post but it had too much Intelligence and not enough Artificial.
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LinkedIn is the best social media site to get unsolicited advice from your high school friends who never left town and became real estate agents.
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Microsoft products integrating with OpenAI is like putting premium gas inside of a really old man.
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Tech CEOs: I want to live forever.Also Tech CEOs:*snorting ketamine in 110 degree desert*.
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Hopefully we can list ourselves as dependents on ChatGPT’s healthcare plan when he takes our jobs.
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Adding stop: Durgam Cheruvu.Adding stop: Cyber Hub.Adding stop: Ironhill.Adding stop: Marine Drive.Re-routing…. 📸: @matts2kool
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he doesn’t know there’s a company called @SpaceX, that’s just what he calls his calendar #techroastshow
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offering immortality as a service.
f*^*’ing vampire, elf, Prometheus, Dorian Gray, American Psycho, tech bro 😂 hope this guys gets hit by a bus. oh wait.@techroastshow
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Here are some crazy fantasy halloween costume ideas for techies:.1. amazon banana.2. spooky warewolf .3. homebuyer.4. silly vampire.5. someone who isn't on call right now.
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Tickets LIVE for TECH ROAST 2042 ‼️ AI tickets available AI now AI for AI our AI new AI RE:RE:RE:REPENT Tour. AI. AI. Singularity.
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that awful feeling of an airpod slipping out of your ear when you didn't put one in and don't own airpods.
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we’ve heard some rumors suggesting that aaron the intern runs our socials . this is a lie, we haven’t even let aaron into the building.
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OneText is also the way they’ll let you know that they’re laying you off.
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Opening a Mars Residential REIT. Who is down to invest?.
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Apple under fire by SEC after selling boxed air as its latest iPhone.
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