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Senior Distinguished Technologist at Hewlett Packard Enterprise. Working on Data Platforms. Formerly, founder of Ampool (acquired by HPE).

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Milind Bhandarkar
2 years
RT @prestodb: 📢Announcing #Prestocon Day schedule! Check it out! 📢
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
Met a founder/CEO yesterday who was pitching their data platform. Founder: With our data platform, most microservices would be just SQL queries. Me: Ha! So, you read what @josh_wills wrote. And, get this…. Founder: No, who is @josh_wills ?. Me: how’s this possible? 🧐.
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
RT @HPE_Ezmeral: At #HPEDiscover 2022 (June 28-30), four industry leaders will participate in a CXO forum focused on the adoption of forwar….
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
Hmmm. I witnessed the renaming of Hadoop World to Strata Data & Hadoop Summit to Data Summit (or something). What’s Confluent trying to tell us here?.
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Chris
3 years
Hey Y'all, it's time to submit your Kafka Summit^H^H^H^H^HCurrent presentations!. They've also got this cool office hours thing to help speakers be successful. More details on all this stuff here:. And here:.
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
Seconded. Name of the event: LTE (aka Reverse ETL) 😄.
@squarecog
Dmitriy Ryaboy 🇺🇸🇮🇱
3 years
Event proposal: top data eng shitposters on Twitter, in a room, apps/drinks, $200 donation to a nonprofit TBD per head, no recording equipment allowed.
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
Database twitter is the best twitter. Elon may not agree, but that’s worth spending $44B on 😄.
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Pat Helland
3 years
@pbailis @joe_hellerstein No. Just that I remain older than @joe_hellerstein and he remains older than @pbailis. That's a lifetime commitment.
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
Probably the best comedy scenes in all of Indian cinema.
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hacunha matata
3 years
this was my multiverse of madness
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
You should attend HPE Discover 22, not only for Janet Jackson, but also to hear me talk about what we have been working on, since @AmpoolIO acquisition 😄.
@HPE
HPE
3 years
We’ve missed seeing you live at the Edge-to-Cloud conference … so much so, that we’re throwing a big celebration featuring one of the most iconic, innovative entertainers in our lifetime- Janet Jackson! And it’s “All for you”, our #HPEDiscover attendees.
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
RT @AntonioNeri_HPE: Today is one to celebrate! @HPE was named no. 19 on the @FortuneMagazine 2022 100 Best Companies to Work For list. htt….
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When it comes to supporting employees, flexibility, diversity, and a few extra paid days off go a long way.
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
RT @HPE_News: Announcing the grand opening of our @HPE Houston headquarters! The custom-designed facility reimagines workspaces around our….
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
Ha ha! Curl & sudo bash! That's the way to patch vulnerabilities 😆.
@rhatr
Roman V Shaposhnik 🇨🇾🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
I am sure this is exactly what @_a__w_ did when he was patching for log4j @ZededaEdge . Right?. RIGHT?
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Milind Bhandarkar
3 years
Two pizza teams is so ambiguous, without mentioning the small-medium-large-extra large size, and kind, like thin crust/Chicago style deep dish. 😄.
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Milind Bhandarkar
4 years
RT @AntonioNeri_HPE: The crisis in the Ukraine is devastating. @HPE is working hard to support and protect team members and partners in the….
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Milind Bhandarkar
4 years
Signs of the times. In my time (85-89), Apogee used to be a showcase of our undergraduate academic projects, and research papers. Now, there is a startup showcase and pitches like shark tank.
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BITS Pilani
4 years
Building a startup isn’t easy. How about being mentored by industry experts and getting a chance to pitch your startup to a panel?.Entrepreneurship Conclave, APOGEE 2022 has partnered with some leading incubation centres in the country, to help startups in the best way possible!
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Milind Bhandarkar
4 years
Finished reading the first book of 2022. Amazing read! Life’s Edge by Carl Zimmer. From Macro (when is a human considered dead) to Micro (are virii alive). Biology, Chemistry, and Philosophy combined. 1in22 of my #22in22 resolution.
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We all assume we know what life is, but the more scientists learn about the living world—from protocells to brains, from zygotes to pandemic viruses—the harder they find it is to locate life’s edge....
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Milind Bhandarkar
4 years
The best minds of my generation are solving pointless wordle. 😄.
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Milind Bhandarkar
4 years
Learnt a lot about metadata space from @suresh_m_s a couple of days ago. Brilliant what he is doing with @OpenMetadata. @shirshanka and @OpenLineage, when can we talk?.
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Milind Bhandarkar
4 years
RT @AntonioNeri_HPE: As the year comes to a close, I want to thank all @HPE team members around the world for all we have accomplished toge….
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