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I heard from God today, through my spiritual ears. God said, “Let us celebrate the anniversary of your birth by only eating fats and sugar. Thus will you prove your love for Me.” Who am I to defy the word of God? Right? So I said, “Well, okay. Whatever,” to keep my family safe.

Thanks @bookpassage for my timely Spring Break Delivery. This recommendation by @ANNELAMOTT sure looks and smells good!

Shoutout to all the parents whose kid just lost it because a sibling “put a foot near him” or “looked at him for too long.”

So remember the movie *The Kings Speech* where they helped the king become a wonderful orator? When is *The President’s Speech: Great* being released? Then again my movie would be called *Abacus: Use Your Fingers* bc I’m so math challenged. What’s yours? #itsAgreatstpry

Just spoke to Dr. Jha because this quote seemed so jarring given the outcomes in Iran & Italy. He described himself as not being an alarmist, but said he is “stunned.” “I’m not aware of any other country in the world that has done as bad of a job as the US on a federal level.”

I support this 💯

It’s 5:32 in Hawaii, this is the time she would wake up to go hike Koko Head mountain. Only today, she hiked the stairway to heaven. We all love you, Beth. See you on the other side.

If we had cancelled all student debt in 2016, we would have shrunk the racial wealth gap between young white and black households (ages 25 to 40) from 12:1 to 5:1. #CancelStudentDebt #CancelTheRacialWealthGap

I swear, females can FEEL things way before they actually find out things. They can feel when they’re being lied to. They can feel when their “friends” are being shitty. They can feel when something isn’t right. And when they feel these things, they feel them so deeply

A Tiny Dog Rides on Top Her Giant Saint Bernard Brother Almost Everywhere They Go https://t.co/Lx54LZfXvJ

@realDonaldTrump One party is trying to accomplish things for this nation. They other is now refusing to do anything unless the investigation into them is stopped. I know who I will be voting for this coming election.

I Cannot Get Over How Giddy Prince Harry Was Announcing The Birth Of His And Meghan Markle's Son

#oscars

Someone needs to invent a Christmas wrapping supply delivery service because I’m in the thick of it and have run out of essential items.

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I said: you’ll be sad Joe heard: You’ll be fat

Brett Kavanaugh decided that his best path to confirmation as a Supreme Court Justice was to act like an angry partisan. Judging by the reaction of Republicans, he was right. What a sad day for this country. That’s not what a Supreme Court Justice is supposed to be.

I need this shirt.

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