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i'm that hot guy who works at the tea shop down your street. come say hi! WE SELL TEA, NOT FOOD OR COFFEE!!! // AU-BASED, NOT SERIOUS. pfp by @R1DE9

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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
4 days
feeling thirsty? #NewProfilePic
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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i may be slightly bitter
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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good luck trying to help πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he wouldn't agree to it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he doesn't know what he wants πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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oh i get it you guys are doing this on purpose to get a reaction out of me and i've just been giving you what you want this entire time. that ends now, any order for coffee starting from now gets ignored and possibly ip blocked, depending on my mood. also we closed earlier
@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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WE DON'T SELL COπŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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good luck getting a response πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he can't even respond when someone directly confesses to him πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ chances are he'll just ignore you and act like you never tried anything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
5 hours
WE DON'T SELL COπŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯
@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
5 hours
FINALLY some orders i can actually take, i needed the distraction. i'll make the best fucking tea for you people that you won't be able to look at any other barista the same ever again
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
5 hours
FINALLY some orders i can actually take, i needed the distraction. i'll make the best fucking tea for you people that you won't be able to look at any other barista the same ever again
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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i can't do this i have shit to do today
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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SIGH here we go πŸ˜’ what did you just say. chai tea. chai means tea, bro. you're saying tea tea. would i ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream. i swear every fucking day at least one person comes in and says this thinking they're so fucking funny and original…
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
1 day
this is what happens when i don't have work to distract me from thinking about all this
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
1 day
still really wish windy would stop being so passive and let me know what he's thinking for once… i seriously can't tell if he likes me or not
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
1 day
What.
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@Vicry_Variant
#ZEPH VICRY || Cata… πŸ’₯❀️‍πŸ”₯
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What’s this?? Zeph forgot to advertise his catalyst standee?? INDEED!! But do not fret, it is STILL IN MY SHOP RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK!! BUY NOW AND HELP A STARVING ARTIST NO LONGER STARVE!!! https://t.co/l2Yk0mUTzP #firespiritcookie #crk #cookierun #acggoods #merch #crkmerch
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
1 day
i hate gorgeous men 🫩
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
1 day
i've been hoping for something all this time but what if i'm just being an idiot? i don't want to think something's going one way only to be disappointed in the end... i can't be hurt like that again
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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what if... what if he'll never like me back? will i end up just like sera? i don't... want to be hurt that way. i don't want to feel that kind of pain
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU STOP ME
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.
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@teabaristafire
Fire Spirit Cookie if he was a barista
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MY 100TH FOLLOWER hooray for me... oh hey this person makes comics. well i'm home today anyway and i need something to pass the time soooo let's see what that's about. what's a "languor seraphim"?
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excuse me
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