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Can I show u guys some cool pictures I took?
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It’s a pyramid scheme bro don’t answer it
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This woman is/was actually hilarious and I genuinely laughed whenever she made content, I miss her
When he finally linked up with that IG baddie. 😂
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Let a Muslim Nigga build a tunnel in NYC lmaooo yea iight
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She out here like Captain Underpants
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Burger King need to come out and explain why every time this man put on this hat he get racist.
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Yea why’d you say this
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See what clout did to the youth. Bruh probably cured cancer in an alternate timeline but now he on Earth 616 smoking crack on twitter.
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“You sound dumb but ok”
Catch a bitch in a lie they going say “ I have no idea what you talking about “ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Somewhere right now it’s a nigga drawing T’Challa, Kobe, and Pac welcoming Dolph into heaven.
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Y’all boys what’s the starting 5 of Twitter honeys? And is 2sandz at point guard
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We found the cousin fucker y’all
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Niggas be having a ton of bitches that do nothing for em. Nigga u the Hoe in this equation
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U the type of nigga to get to jail and slam the soap on the floor
My Top 5 still is .
1. DRAKE.
2. DRAKE.
3. DRAKE.
4. D R A K E .
5. DRAKEEEEEE!!
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Means you look like yo momma
Most of my ex girls have been bisexual what does that mean
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Somebody come try to rob me. I been rehearsing this Nigga moves all week. I’m finna show y’all sum
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Spoiled is crazy when talking about food that’s for everybody at a family function. Y’all niggas was just broke and deprived and that’s ok to admit now.
Kids wasn’t even allowed sodas coming up, Huggies only! Separate cooler & everything. Y’all was spoiled lol
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@sadasimi
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She admitted to drinking in other instances while pregnant though so I don’t think it really matters here
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U not doing yours either nigga I said no cheese on this McMuffin
I would’ve had Sexyy Red coochie squirtin n fartin, dat nigga wasnt doing his job
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Shout out global warming. Feel this good in December I might just never recycle again.
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“This scaring the hoes music”
She gon listen to whatever the fuck I put on in this mf
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Tony Soprano crashing out over his side bitch will never not be funny
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If caring about yo partner’s family health history before having a child is a eugenics program then call me Eugene.
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Soon as a woman start telling me what her ex did and nothing she did 🚩🚩🚩
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Seeing what starts this thread off is crazy
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Ain’t this u?
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And goofy! I got $100k My bitch I'm F*cking look better than u... dont worry bout me.. I been successful.. U a bih... that look like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age.. I wouldn't even f*ck a hoe a look like u.. I got too much money for that. Go holla at dr miami
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Niggas really get dressed up to walk around a living room.
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When a woman say “wrong bitch” I be quiet cuz sometimes it really do be the wrong bitch
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Keep these type of Niggas far away from my camp
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Just blocked a bitch for playin on my phone. Yes I’m sassy and this shit not giving.
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Ion like thirsting after milk during BHM but this some good milk right here
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She was 22 when she died and a victim since like 15, y’all gotta develop yall brains at some point in time.
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I need some pussy apparently and if any of y’all lovely ladies would like to spare me some please dm me
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Why is this nigga wearing WR gloves in the club man
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Lmaooo fellas this why yo gf best friend don’t like u sometimes
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Everybody gettin pussy except for the nigga that drew this
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First rapper baby momma with CTE
Only thing that feel better than money is when deposits hit!
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LMAOOOOOOOO this shit will be taught as propaganda 101 in history classes in 20 years.
Today's cover: Anti-Israel activists tearing down Hamas hostage posters is ‘antisemitism at its deepest level,’ NYC leaders say
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No woman is supposed to mold you into a man. Go get a mentor if you don’t have a father.
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Jay Z own family not even choosing dinner w Jay Z n u think I’m supposed to
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Those McRib sandwiches don’t even got real bones in em. The meat shaped like that for decoration and y’all think that shit is ok to eat.
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They said they all too familiar w gas.
BREAKING: Germany legalizes recreational cannabis
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Plug came thru with that pressure. Y’all not smoking like me.
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Niggas be mad at a nigga for being a step dad but then be mad at a woman for being a single mom. Y’all niggas just be mad.
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TW: Active father
But I appreciate all the times my dad showed me what not to do just as much as he showed me what to do
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U not supposed to get yo side bitch pregnant. DaDummy
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Lmao u thought u ate… this not giving what u thought it was giving. It’s the ignorance for me.
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My therapist told me “hustlers don’t stop they keep going, you can lose yo life but it’s gon keep going, why not risk life when it’s gon keep going? When you die somebody else was born but at least you got to say you ran up them digits”
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