sour patch💕
@tartpatch
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here to joke and lie!! follow my backup account @sourpbackup !
Chicago, IL
Joined October 2009
trust me, they don’t
trust me, your ex still has feelings for you.
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just hit apply on my 50th job application this week. 0 calls back and 8 rejection emails.
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seriously what the fuck is going on and how do i make it stop
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must be nice for my colleagues with husbands who can just quit their job without having another lined up already.
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gonna try this. will report back later.
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having your legs spread open talking about fish fillet is a …. choice.
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masturbation😭😭😭
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i have 10 years of experience as a recruiter! how have i not gotten ONE👏🏼 SINGLE👏🏼 CALL👏🏼? it’s so discouraging when i know my applications aren’t even being reviewed by real humans. i’m so angry, i hate this AI world we’re living in.
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idk how to explain it but she looks like she smells like cigarettes and cheap perfume
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excited to announce i’ve applied for 34 jobs in the past week and have gotten 0 calls back and 6 rejection emails!
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i’m being so fucking serious please someone come walk my dog before i cry again
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some would say they reheated your nachos
Hey yall remember when I made Crab Rangoon wonton nachos like 4 years ago. Yeah well its now viral on tik tok so I guess im just ahead of my time.
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can someone come walk my dog
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every heartbreak i’m like “this is the last one” and then boom another sweet talker.
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