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here to joke and lie!! follow my backup account @sourpbackup !

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Chicago, IL
Joined October 2009
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i have 10 years of experience as a recruiter! how have i not gotten ONE👏🏼 SINGLE👏🏼 CALL👏🏼? it’s so discouraging when i know my applications aren’t even being reviewed by real humans. i’m so angry, i hate this AI world we’re living in.
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idk how to explain it but she looks like she smells like cigarettes and cheap perfume
@LePapillonBlu2
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If "BLEACHED ASSHOLE" was a person.
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excited to announce i’ve applied for 34 jobs in the past week and have gotten 0 calls back and 6 rejection emails!
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9pm creamy lemon pasta
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was trying to do a burn update and got interrupted
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i can’t stop watching this dog pretend to die on it’s owner
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i’m being so fucking serious please someone come walk my dog before i cry again
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some would say they reheated your nachos
@Davethecat19
Dave the Cracoon and 427 Others
@Davethecat19
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Hey yall remember when I made Crab Rangoon wonton nachos like 4 years ago. Yeah well its now viral on tik tok so I guess im just ahead of my time.
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https://t.co/KxwusvqXRg
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can someone come walk my dog
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can someone come walk my dog
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this was the last one for real though.
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every heartbreak i’m like “this is the last one” and then boom another sweet talker.
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your what friend does what?
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i’m not saying i believe him but he wrote a blog post about this if anyone cares to read.
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@tartpatch Looks like he posted a blog about this. He did not mention lying about his age however. https://t.co/fiBPdEKUZj
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imagine thinking i got a blue checkmark because of a fake screenshot you sent
@d0wnsideofme
Jesse
@d0wnsideofme
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they bought a checkmark because of me LOL
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he’s gonna come find me from that post. i am next.
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here comes this dumb bitch talking about who the democrats are protecting when she’s got no problem supporting the rapists and pedophiles that run our fucking country.
@emilyraustin
Emily Austin
@emilyraustin
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@tartpatch This is who Democrats yearn to protect. SHAMEFUL
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MY FAULT FOR THINKING I MATTERED WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN
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imagine i tell you all i want is more communication and you’re like “nah sorry, no can do! i have video games that are more important than you ever will be!”
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imagine i tell you all i want is more communication and you’re like “nah sorry, no can do! i have video games that are more important than you ever will be!”
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it’s shocking how many idiots don’t realize this guy is lying about his age on the dating app. so many “how does this even make sense” comments, like please let’s use our fucking brains people.
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