Self care is filling your Brita pitcher before you take the edible ❤️💆‍♀️

Wow that Hugh Grant interview was rough. #Oscars

Who was the sexy senior lady who was laying on the settee during Sam Smith’s second performance on last weeks SNL?

Sure, I wait til this episode to show my parents #HouseOfTheDragon typical.

No one in our household has ever tested positive for Covid since this all started. We have however, had at least three bouts of the stomach flu, more colds than I can count and are currently on our second round of bronchitis. I swear we don’t lick toilets or anything

The Rescue Rangers movie has been a real saving grace for my whole influenza-ridden family in the last 24 hours.

A little on the nose with this one, NYT. I usually enjoy my 5 minutes of Wordle trying to NOT think about our crumbling human rights but here we are…

"I can't believe the republicans would do this!!!" Republicans, literally every day for the last 40 years: "we are trying to over turn roe v. wade. this is our goal. our goal is to overturn roe v. wade, it is a thing we are actively trying to do."

Every once in a while, a mouse will get into our basement or garage. I think it’s important to name them before we send them off so i keep this running list of mouse-puns in my phone just in case. also in case someday someone I know will get a pet rodent and need name suggestions

I don’t want to be like one of those people who is annoying about stuff but today I hit a pretty big milestone and am down 25 pounds since 3/1.

Wordle 303 1/6 Guys…. Am I a psychic!?!!’ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

3 year old wants to play moms and babies and she’s the mom and I’m the baby. About to ruin this girls’ day.

I could take a whole nap in the amount of time I spend deciding if prior to my nap I should a) unmake my bed and get under the covers or b) grab and unfold a blanket from linen closet

My toxic trait is that I’m only “in the mood” at approximately 2PM on a weekday while my husband is in a zoom call with clients. 🤷‍♀️

Anyone else true crime aficionados and know EXACTLY where that #atlantafx was going when that boy walked into the hippie kumbucha house? At least Atlanta made it less dark than the actual story…

GUYS! I don’t have a very exciting life so this really did it for me today. Wordle 266 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Just want the guy in the red shirt with the ripped off sleeves and skull printed board shorts at the Cape Canaveral, FL ABC liquor store to know that I know it was you who crop dusted me.

Will I ever be over this game? Wordless 239 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 236 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 235 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩