Thank you for your service 🫡

Hope Heathrow security doesn’t have too many questions about my new cuffs from Regulation.

(That’s really far from the airport).

Amazingly air Canada offered me a hotel. An hour after the cancellation. In Burlington.

Cancelled yet again. Maybe tomorrow?.

All I wanted was to go to Portugal and then a plane flipped over and I’ve been delayed, cancelled, rebooked on another airline, delayed, delayed further, and delayed further again.

Anyone got good Lisbon/Porto tips?.

If winter doesn't end soon I may end myself.

When will my serotonin return from war?.

Oops just mildly embarrassed myself. BRB walking into the river with pockets full of stones.

Might be time to replace these 👃

Malaise .Forever.

RT @werewolfblake: The curse of having a girthy hog and too much personality.

I won the sushi making class and I didn’t even realize it was a competition.

Gay Twitter really has a soft spot for soft dick, doesn’t it?.

He shoulda went to the McDonald’s in Breezewood instead.

My taste in music continues to make absolutely no sense at all

Gotten back into habit of going to the gym. And also the habit of eating 4000 calories a day. 🫄.

Six days since I’ve 💦 and I’m feeling very 😖.