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First date, she offered to pay for the drinks. Ndamnqanda. Wathi hayi I'll pay for the drinks, don't worry. Yafika la bill ndavela ndayibhatala yonke fast. Cause that was my plan kakade. But in my mind la gesture planted a seed yokuba if ndijolile apha andizubhatala yonke into.
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I was moving into my new place this weekend. So there's this hun that I'm in talking stage with. Ndimxelele, ba ndiya move.a. I was hoping to get la reaction yokuba, I'll help you unpack andixhomise curtains ahlanganise I kitchen nje maarn to build chemistry. Ufike wasela utywala
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Dating someone who stays in the same complex nawe. Iqale weak futhi , vele nidibane e laundry room ibe sesa small talk while esonga impahla. Ukhuze le load yale washing yakhe. Akuxelele about how busy she is and how she literally doesn't have time for izinto.
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Too much. Kukho eza cartoons zingekho funny gqiba kuthwa explain the humor in frame 4 Xa ufunda u frame 4 akukho joke tuuu😭
You are really smart if you get a distinction in English home language. Do you guys remember paper 1, language??😭
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Until umve ekhalazela Ipiece yenyama oyityileyo while she was asleep. Aqumbe ade athi “ Ndiyayifuna inyama yam Viwe ” umbone ebsweni akathandanga. Afake i headphones azivalele e room-ini uqonde peewu mawubize iscooter size ne six piece KFC. Ifike inyama athathe i piece ezi grand
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Amajita athi I 8.6K ayikho enough to import a hun from Queenstown to Joburg umphilise I weekend hayi ba dizzy. Mna ndingayi pull.a off with a citizen lo wae clean.
Transport - R1300 return ticket ye greyhound or intercape. R500 for umphako ne data xa esiza. Balance sabu 6.8K.
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UFS is one university that ensures that wonke umntu uyajola and you meet your soulmate. If you stay in Res there are inter socials. Zonke I Res zamacheri ziza kuni for an hour kuthwe socialize.ani. Imagine seeing amacheri ayi 75 outside kuthwe khetha. After that there's a module
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Thina xa sifuna unibona nisisa kwi restaurant kodwa bona nibafaka endlini ningajoli nojola😂
Ey guys abelungu. How do you date them. I try but aibo they make it hard. So this guy wants to see me. I tell him he’ll have to come to my place, cos its convenient. Uthi its cool “As long as it is not an elaborate ploy to rob him’🥴🥴knowing him he is prolly joking but ay naye🥴
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In varsity uyakwazi ufumana i love yamanyani. Uthi use library ubone lomntana ongu 4 eyes onxibe i hoodie ebhalwe ' school of accounting' . Fike ephethe eza texts zigcwele i page markers zisindayo aba IFRIS ne fleece to show that she'll study throughout the night. Wena vele
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Kwe yam I household
Sunday - Sunday dish makayenze
Monday - We are having Sundays left overs
Tuesday - I’m cooking
Wednesday- Nguye
Thursday - Date Night
Friday - Order in
Saturday- we are having a braai Makenze I salad ndizokoja
Ba inzima lento makayeke
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Yi quality yomntu yena. Andazi noba ndiphi kuye, andikabuzwa or what are we but ndiyakwazi ubuzwa ' Senzani ne dyan today?' or ndithunyelwe I text ba ' Abuti I can't drink alone o ko kae?'. Andiyazi but yiyo lento iyiyo maarn
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Imagine lomntana akuxelele nge si Tswana ba yena elizweni she wants to spend the rest of her life with you 'nton nton bophelo baka le wena' yhooor haibo🔥
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Braz I repeat : abantwana baka Twitter when they tweet things like ' mood : cuddles or craving booty rubs' sucinga bazifuna kuwe zinabantu bazo ezaa mpundu bayayazi bona ngaske kuphendule oobani. Lol bendikhe nda dm.a kwathiwa kwi grootman 'stay in your lane 'damn
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Lol yhoor ayandibasela amacheri ase Joburg. Fike lomntana eqhuba i clio e red e stuck kwi traffic around half 7 ekseni uleqa ispan. umamele u metro fm. mane ezijonga espilini ba i lipstick yakhe i grand. Ucofa i iphone ngenzipho ezi white. Bone unxibe la uniform yakwa corporate
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Kuyo yonke into oyenzayo uboyazi u life can change within a blink of an eye. If ungaphezulu ngoku suba arrogant and if ungaphantsi sunikezela
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Lol jonga u frame 1 , then picture her xa ebuza kokwenu e kitchen emgidini " plate ya monna waka e kae?' LOL bayaxoka o Dabs banga under pressure yhuu🙆♂️🔥
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Girlfriend allowance , zi trip , savings , investment, zilobola ze 80k ezifunwayo, zi installment ze moto ezine sun roof , zi bond , zi Hennessy zi Moet ezifuna uselwa , zi Barcadi , zi Cart ezifuna u clear-ishwa. Hayi khona ungarhuqa ngesende if ungamamela amacheri 😂
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Wasibukela no fethu gqiba watipa. Ngoku atipileyo, ndamjongaaaaa ndaqonda haimaarn andinobeka ubomi besilwanyana at risk for lomntu, akhonto izoya phambili apha. Ovaye kwakhe nda block.a la number ozazicingela ba huzzet.
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Never again! Ndazifaka once omnye umntana wathi I look like I receptionist yase Bhota Sigcau😭 Yesses I hate Xhosa Huns.
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Akukho nto e >>> about this. Qha nina noyika utyelwa qha nifuna abe lowekey angabina exposure cause niyayazi u Twitter yi champions league zingamthatha any time ezi peng ntoz
Indoda ethulayoo kusocial media 😍 enama followers Awu 50 kuqhuma ibhola ne politics >>>>>
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Umama just called me uthi abantu baka NSFAS bayandikhangela bafuna imali yabo. ndiyambuza yena uyibambele ntoni i phone kodwa ndandithe ufile
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It's a double date, we order a platter for 4. My hun drinks Savanna, your hun drinks Icetropez and smokes hubbly eyam ayitshayi. Bill ifike gqiba uthi kwi waiter we gonna split the bill in half, kutsho wena mntu wecheri esela icetropez. Hayi ndoda ngcono undibhale ku Twitter 🖕
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Rugby iya winner , oo Dricus fight for their lives , Bafana ime ngenyawo , ama 2000s axhoma I pass rate pheyzulu, amaphara are controlling I traffic kwi robots banxiba ne reflector , wena khawenze nje indima yakho as a citizen uyo vote.a kulungiswe i country.
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Hayi bra ndazolukela andizuva ngani ba mandithini ngobudoda bam. Ndifuna uba affirmed mna.
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Saturday a drunk gurl came to my res selling a fridge for R400. She needed cash to go drink at Boho. So mna I took out le 4 klippa ndathatha I fridge . Now she comes to me ekseni asking to buy the fridge back. Ndiyamxelela I fridge ndiythengisa nge R1000 ngoku undixela kutatakhe.
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Conversations zi grand, uneza behaviors ze head girl or first born. Responsible la wae she gets things done and u organized uthanda I order maarn. Uzofika kwakho usando kwenza I laundry ezampahla zi phez'kwe bhedi ungeka zi fold.i gqiba Zim bother-rishe bone seyezisonga.
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Ujonge I profile picture Fike inguye. Efote phezu kwentaba enxibe I tights. Caba zezi hiking zakhona. Kwi status kubhalwe. " John 4:15 those who seek his what what shall nton nton". You only know that uno life o busy , she's into fitness and u God Fearing.
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Yhor hayi lomntana ndijola naye yi quality yesses. Ihlobo acinga nezinto azithethayo uyava maarn ba lento icingiwe and yenza I sense and uyayibona thinking pattern yakhona Yi thinking ye Superwoman. Yhuu uba ungava xe ethumela I vn yesses inoba ndingakwazi uyimamela kayi 5
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Ingaske ndihambe necheri endiythandayo siye kulanto kuthwa yi festival. Ubone yi winter sinxibe I dyasi ne boots siya match.a si cute and lomntana yi citizen estrongo. Mane sibuka I paintings umve seyisithi ' This is really nice ' lol siphunga eza kofu kuthwa zi cappuccino zino
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Andazi noba yi talking stage noba yinton lento. Routine yakhe ndiyibambile. Ekseni kuvukwa kuyo gym.wa ku post.we eza status ze fitness, kufotwe I selfie kuyiwe espan kubuywe kufundwe I masters gqiba ku video call.we u Chan kukhale aba ' Viwe ke lapile hle'.
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To every one who hasn’t registered to vote ndicela uyeke uba nezinto ezi funny and register yhoooo
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I honestly don't think u Mapimpi akakwazi ukhumsha. I just think I voice yakhe ayiyifanelanga I English. Yi voice yothetha ebuhlanti leya not kwi press conference
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Beka ubu hun no Twitter aside. Khwela I taxi nge R800 uthenge umphako nge R250. And save the rest of the money. Xa usi Eastern Cape akhomntu ozoyazi uze njani maarn ❤️
Taxi eya e Eastern Cape yi R900, flight ticket yi R2300. Bus yi R1900. Bwoah!.
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Lol intswempu maarn into yesgela. You sacrifice nje 4 years of your life you bag that qualification ogqiba iku benefit.e for the rest of your life 😭😭😭😭. Like ayiphinde ixuthwe yeyakho ifana nobudoda uzofa nayo. Lol ngenxa ye sacrifice ye 4 years qha. Mnxm.
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Bendiyazi , taking my aunt to my grad was a bad idea. Ngoku kubizwa igama lam on. Waske wasothula iskhalo " Yhuuuuu u Vovieee umntaka Sisi" 😂😂
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Lol naqala nathi 14K is peanuts. Naphinda nathi nina nizohlala e Sandton niqhube i G-wagon and nizotshata kweza ntaba zase Paarl or Stellenbosch emtshatweni wenu kubekho lamahashe atheni theni. Ngoku nithi ukuya e spur akubali as i date? Yesses niyasiphila isi top billing 🔥🔥🔥
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nje uyomthengela i kofu nalo muffin nezo jelly beans gqiba xa ekwi study break upush.e loncoko ufake nala good luck for your exam u sincere. Talking stage njalo iqalile nje njalo. She'll tell her roommate that she met this other Xhosa guy with glasses e library. Isukile njalo
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Oko kwathiwa Its like I don't wanna open up. I wonder yintoni le funeka ndide ndiythethe. Like akhonto zinti haunt.ayo from my childhood. Ekhaya ndazithengelwa I PlayStation ndazitya I Rice crispies ndikhule grand. Yintoni le funeka ndiythethe.
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Yesses imagine ndithi gqi nalomntana ekhaya ndithi ndizomshata lol gqiba avele athi xa ebulisa u Oledi ' Sawubona Ma ' yhuu inoba u Oledi angawa phantsi akano believe.a 🔥😂😂🤞
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Lol ezi chap zine mali zine chill e phambeneyo. Fike ikaka kwi house party izenza ngathi ayikho involved abe ngumntu okwi phone call ende. Wena uncokola ne girls, uyi citizen uchebile unuka kamand uyamameleka. Uqalisa uncwasa. Le awty isafowna ayihoywanga ncam cause ayikho pretty
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Not doing absolutely anything nge Vday kodwa uyajola kuhlekisa nje umntana wabantu nge enemies qha ubufazi bakhe ububeka on the line.
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Lol yesses my mom nge exams wayendi motivate.a weirdly wayevele athi for every A you get ndizaknika i R200. for u B ndizaknika R100. for u C i R50. Then ofika kwe report athi ' ndikutyala malini ?' sibale andibhatale imali yam. Yandinceda maarn la principle cause yandinika
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Eyenziwa zi first years zonke in university I UFS101. Kula class you meet different girls every time and la module to prove yeyokuba fumana icheri you only pass it nge attendance. Kuthwa Yiza zofumana umntu wakho. Like ufuna I institution ide yenze njani for wena ube necheri yhoo
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Hayi andinode ndilile ngenxa yengoma haibo umgidi wam wawunegusha eziy 8 angathini amaxhego
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Uqonde nawe " Hey Tsholo🙂" avele abe professional ba it was a pleasure meeting you, I've already handed over your number to Lizette the group admin to add to the group. Uyibone from the way she texts and her word choice ne grammar ba ngabantwana be corporate bane focus.
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Ba nawe you're not too bad, also seem like a nice guy. An hour later , she uploads a status esithi " Skolo Se tlong mpolaye 😭" uqonde nantsi i chance of getting to know more about her. Umbuze " you studying?" Kubhalwe " Typing...." bone inde lento ibhalwa apha but aze nayo
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2 weeks. Lamntana walibala i pizza microwave gqiba yaba ne ants. Wayifudumeza ndamxelela ine mbovane masiylahle yathi lanto ' iimbovane azina mathambo babe ' gqiba Yama ngapha kwe pizza ndaqonda I'm done akubuyi lo apha
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Xa u one person away from the cashier ucinge ivoice yakhe isithi “ Yhoor wasola wathenga one nawe“ uzibone sowuyothatha enye. Uyazibona ba izinto awuzenzi out of love ulwela ubudoda bakho and avoiding into ethethisayo.
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1. Ayityiwa inyama emini.
2. Ayi light.wa I heater emini, umntu unxiba shushu.
3. Take away ityiwa Friday na Saturday qha.
4. Geyser I light.wa ngo 2 icinywe ngo 5.
5. Awunofaka I Russian ne bacon kwi plate eyi 1 suba ne waste.
Nazi ezi rules zahambisa I ex yam kwam
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Nxiba i graduation gown le ufote noba awuna degree maarn akho mntu uzakbetha. Nawe ungumntana womntu. Congratulations you did it.
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Hayi i relationship advice from umntu thats older than 40 years andifuni noyiva . Iminyaka ayifani ngoku kukho i love language, ne talking stage not lakaka yakudala fike nidibana emilanjeni mnxm haisuka
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Imnandi la wae yohlala nechomie zakho bone nisela utywala niya braai.a ubone amacheri wenu adibanisa I salad kwela kitchen ba busy. Ingaske owam kweza setup angabi ngulo ufundiswayo maarn uba yena ubetha I chakalaka makasazi istory sakhe kla chakalaka 😂
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Lol i relationship ezokuba toxic iqala ngalanto uvele uzibone sowufakwa kwi competition namanye, " Look what Yonela's boyfriend did for her, ncaaaw yhoor some other men can boyfriend hle" ngoku ku plant.wa I seed ba wena awenzi enough. Uqonde mawungayihoyi. You send your mom
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ayisoze indibambe mna Ayola i Corona ndikhule nge morvite
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Yesses u Oledi wanceda wabuya nayo la B-Ed nala Labour Law Kla Fort Hare 🙏🙏🙏 imagine ngoku ngekufuneka ndivuse ikhaya Yhoor bawo. Ngoku mna ndifuna uthengela i Old girl yase KHS i caps ye golf i Callaway ogqiba ndimselise i Moet gqiba ndizive like imboza😭😭😭🔥
IBhari yasemakhaya vs iCleva yaseGoli
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Yazi iyadika maarn into ye talking stage yhoor. Vele udikwe kwalento yofuneka ubulise kuqala oko oko bone if awuthethi kqala akuthethwa. Then when you stop talking to her. ubone ngomntu seye post.a ba yena uyayithanda i consistency haisuka. Saphani i relationship eseyishushu
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Lol when I walk in e Rockets vele nje ndifuna uxoka andazi ndinyanzelwa yinton. Worse if ndihamba no Tsepang ndiyayazi imali ikhona itafile will justify my lies. I once pushed it too far and I said I own a Res in PE for NMU students in Gomeri 😭😭😭😭
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She kept on annoying me endibuza ba ndimkhupha nini ndaqonda khome ndimse kle date xa sifika e restuarant wathi urhalela into eneqanda lol then I suggested ukuba a order.e i omelette and she told the waitress ufuna i omelette eneqanda i worse utsho ngala english yakhe yomeleleyo
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Ndiyayirhalela maarn icheri yase kasi. Fike e hot qhuuu enempundu ezintle espana kwa Game kwela cala leplasma ne Playstation. Esgela wenza i Marketing e Fort Hare ngoku usakhangela ispan esi grand. Akandibuzi nge vision and dreams zam noba where do I see myself in years to come.
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Uyindoda into oyiyo. Wasokwa , abantu bancama imali zabo for wena, suvuma ukuba yi option ,nguwe idyan. Ungumkhuluwa wentwana eziza emva kwakho. Know your worth ndoda suvuma ukwenziwa i second hand. If awufunwa okokqala hamba nesidima sakho. awuyo ndawo yoncamela. uyi dyan
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Phinde kuthwe its a mistake it didnt mean anything kodwa umntu ude wajula ispecs phantsi wayi krwitsha noyikrwitsha lekaka yesses amacheri
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Ingaske kubekho umntu ozondikhulisela I healthy relationship mna. Enze I talking stage ne dates ayipushe. Then mna ndifike seyina 4 years I relationship fike sendisithi 'babe we've been through a lot hey but look at us we keep getting stronger and better' ingxaki si start maarn
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Once waqala eza zinto zokugada I last seen uboyazi uchwechwelwa yingulo uqalisa uraka
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Jonga xa silahlana sundi wish-ela the best for the future asi act-i movie apha
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Namhlanje ndiyaqala uyokhwela i plane oko ndazalwa. Ndizogxidika ndi jet legged. Please i braz zingabe zindixelela nge time zone nywe nywe mna ndizaba jet legged qha ngqawa.
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Xa uyicheri funeka uvakale ba uyi hun nawe zazi i face beat nawe ufote ukutya wenze i nails . Nawe bhala 'sbwl' nawe xa uye kwindawo erhefu unxibe kakuhle fota. zithethe ezizinto zithethwayo biza abanye 'mntase' nawe gowa mnqundu tyhini khawube within
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Yhu isukile emzantsi amacheri a graduate.a i accounting nee law, amajita afumana i contracts ze rugby, ezinye boys zi pusha hip pop e jozi ziya rapper , kukho amadoda avula i company, ngapha kungo ' I GOT THE JOB' ngapha ' MY first car god bless' yhor umntu omnyama uthwasile
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Fumaniseke ikaka ina 28 years. Yi Civil Engineer. Ayina mntana. Lo mjita akafuni love usafuna uphila. Vele ikaka ijonge i schedule sayo ibone this month ill travel the following cities. Ngala weekend ye 7 ill have to be in EL. Ngale ye 15 Ill be in Joburg
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Mna ndi believe.a ngentliziyo yam yoooooonke ba u God uzandinika zoooonke ezi zinto ndizifunayo e life-ini mna i just I have to work hard qha ogqiba ndithandaze naxa ndithandaza ndiqale ngobulela izinto andenzele zona thus far. Gqiba ndihlale ndingu mjita nje ogrand qha
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Bloemfontein is the easiest place to get pussy sakhe ndatyiswa kuba ndithetha isiXhosa kwathiwa you look like those hardcore Xhosa guys from deep in the EC. Ndathi ' Hayi Sundiqhela sundeza iqaba' walila umntana I love the wae he says the clicks. Yabe ityiwe nje njalo lo kuku
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' My boyfriend' , ' lendoda' , ' This man' 😂😂😂😂 'My boyfriend said.... ' my man just....' kubekho la ' Not this man saying....' Yesses inoba kumnandi uba nendoda for i girls😎😍😂 but damn zi cool eza wae
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Ngemali yam yokugqibela I bought supper for this hun ngoku akabambi phone damn khange athi ufuna ukutya umntana Bantu but ndiya campaign.a ndifuna kuthwe ndi “thoughtful ”. Mnxm siyathanda uzixakekisa
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Akhuphe eza phone zamawaka akunike I fown. You type in your number gqiba umnike I fown. Akubuze " Kana u mang? I didn't get your name" uchaze Viwe. Ubone that's how you get her contact. Fike Xa ufika endlini 20 Min later kungena I text. " Hi Viwe🙂, Tsholofelo here"
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The reason most gents are still single zezi braz ze 80s. Ibra ubone Ina 37 years Yi Electrical engineer I engaged to icheri ena 30 years esebenza e Life hospital eMthatha I X -Ray's. I bra iqhuba u Msindisi A200. Icheri yayo iqhuba R Line . Ubra ugrand u engaged.
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The girl that broke my virginity commented on my whatsapp status ngo ' I hope isasebenza lo Pajero kalok ndim u Mechanic wayo' yesses amacheri ase Komani 💔😂
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I just saw enye I timer ithenga i choice assorted ne milk tart ogqiba ithi “ andizuba na chance ngomso funeka zilale pha endlini”😭 ndiqonda namaxhego akule wae
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Abe ne daughter eku grade 4 efunda kwezi private school, ahlale e Bryanston fumaniseke uyinto enkulu pha ko investec , ayo Mali ngumlambo. Best friend yakhe ngu Thembi yi property developer e Divorced bobani ba rich and banezimaaanga. Incoko zabo it’s either business or amadoda
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Bayandibasela abantwana base kasi yazi. Umntana uvele angazisokolisi kakhulu. Avele a pass.e u Matric ngo H. Not because kwathini kwathini qha uyayazi akazuba yi lawyer maarn yena uzohlalisana no Ta Mthura. After Matric kuthwe ufunda I computer. Athi esafunda lo computer abe
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Lol I China yeyona country e fair. Zonke ibraz ziyafana, zonke zimfutshane, akhomntu una connecting beard. Akho zi crush na 2s. Zonke ibraz zi citizens banje abantu e China. Uwina nge game qha pha ndisure 😂😂😂😂🇨🇳
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Ibe zeza wae ba I literally wake up at 4. I have CrossFit classes on every morning at 6. From there straight to work. I only get home around 8 every day. I hambe incoko to into yokuba uyaqala ukbona how long have you been staying here. Uchaze ba u just moved in.
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Uqonde nawe mawuzenze I ou epholileyo. Ba" it was really nice getting to know you , what wahat you seem like a really nice person Nywe nywe hopefully I'll see you around 🙂 . Ayikhumshe ba yena kuqhelwe kuthwe she's unapproachable or une resting b***h face I hambe lento to
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Lol yesses aziphinde zindixelele ikaka I cousins Zam xa si debate.a. nam ndabizwa kwizitixo ze Golide hamba!
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Sunday I bus yakhe iyavaya ngo 5, nivuka around 12 niyozulisa klo farmers market utye La R500 kwezo cocktail nezi snacks. Uyom drop.a e Park Station mnike I R500 yomphako ne data.Bal R500. Umphe lo R500 ishekileyo weekend uyenzile bra
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Lol zikhona i moments elizweni endingasoze ndizphose. Imagine u travel-isha ne cheri yakho lomntana ubekhe inyawo ezintle kwi dashboard ye benz A250 kukhala u Beyonce. Nimise e Nanaga niyothenga i refreshments. Wena unxibe nje iskipa se springboks nezo flops upholile.
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Amajita ayathanda unyusa I ego zabo ngekaka. Umjita umxelele u excited ba uya kwi date for example. Abuze with who ? Uchaze instead of athi ' exe enjoy dyan' aske athi ' ndandiybetha le wae 2015🤣'
Mfethu ikuku yalamntana ayisakukhumbuli , ikulibele move on bra ngu 2020 ngoku
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I special into yohlalisana if awukayenzi you should try it soon. Bone u hamba nge flops e mall push.a I trolley I lover ikuse kla aisle ye mushrooms nalamatswele a purple akhethe into zakwakhe ❤️. ebusuku nibukele I soapie ulele phez kwe chest uNono nxibe iqhiya u stress free
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Lekuku ndiyityayo indiyekisa no Twitter kuthwa ndi childish I need to grow up Yhooor akusenzima kwa fat ass
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Akushiyele isfuba ne phiko ogqiba akubuze “ You didn’t even think of getting wine as well or even a cider ” ngoku isukile from into yokuba utye inyama kuthwa awukho “thoughtful”. You go to the bathroom ngoku uchamayo icinga esisgezo asandosithetha. You come back umnike I card
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Yesses ikhona lentwana ndiyi block-ileyo ibizama undifaka I depression pha kula WhatsApp wam. Okokuqala lentwana iye yandibuza kutheni kwezi status zam soloko ndiyi passenger .ndakhe ndayiyeka. 3 days later ndibukele I movie kwi laptop ndiske ndifake la scene kwi status
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Yesses hayi icheri yam incede yade yandivuma bawo. So ngoku this weekend be ndizoya kwi date ne stranger ndiyo gamble-isha nge 2K. Ndibuzwe ikaka ba what kind of boyfriend I am in a relationship. Fike ndithetha ba ndi full of surprises I love traveling. Hayi ndiphumle yhoor
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Soloko ene ideas zotya imali yakho kodwa eyakhe soze uyinukise noyibukisa " There's this new restaurant in Rosebank..."
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Uncokole umbambisa le washing basket yakhe niye e lift-ini. Athi 3rd Floor u press.e Lo 3 wakhe, ibi ncoko ivaya. Then she asks you have you been added to the group yalapha e complex-ini. Cause that's where Ku post.wa khona if kukho issues nywe nywe nywe uqonde No.
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