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im not explaining shit 🇨🇺
where angels fear to tread
Joined June 2023
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got fired from my job yesterday for “unethical social media” and this was one of the tweets they showed me as justification… i was fired for having a fat ass…
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something awful happened to me recently: i enjoyed a dudnet jackson song in its entirety…. luckily it is a not so easy to access bonus track that will fade into obscurity for me! very soon i will go back to only enjoying only on song out of her entire wack ass discography.
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unison thrice!!! imma pop it on the record players just to give that one a spin while i lotion my freshly showered body and try not to get teary eyed.
Today marks the 24th anniversary of the release of Björk's 4th studio album, Vespertine!. It is her fastest selling album & one of the highest acclaimed albums of all time with praise centred on its erotic, intimate mood & sonic experimentation. What are your top 3 songs from it?
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holding a really delicate and feminine skinny girl’s waist that’s so sublime it makes you feel unworthy…!!!!.
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lmao.
Vogue Scandanivia’s Editor calls Laufey this generation’s Björk. "The courage to be unique is a common trait for Icelanders, who, on their small island nation, are encouraged to forge their own path. It wouldn’t be a stretch to call Laufey her generation’s Björk.”
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shit was good af too! she brought me a little fruit punch with it too. she deserved her kewchie ate for that tbh but i wasn’t feeling her so all she got was a lil kiss. what she did get out of me was a lesson: never do too much on a first date.
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at least she gets to keep the food and share it w her family and friends. she lucky it wasn’t me cause one time i went on a date with this girl who made me a whole seafood boil and i ate that shit all by myself and never texted her back ever again. be grateful.
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this being tweeted from bushwick makes it even funnier.
Why is everyone Fat.
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ignoring the gay version of me in the center for a sec, this made me reminisce of my last reverse train 😞 #nohomo.
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which is why they are preventing themselves from having it lol…??.
If you not prepared to have a disabled child then you don’t need to be having children.
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