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Professionally awkward, dangerously mundane.
Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2018
The Saltburn bathtub scene but me with the vanilla cold foam at the bottom of my latte cup.
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How are you going to boycott the Olympics when Gojira put on the most iconic opening of all time?.
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I don’t understand why energy drinks use athletes for their advertisements and not me—someone with a full day of work whose toddler decided to wake up at 4 AM with the energy of a collapsing star.
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RT @davj: People ask me how I reached an eight-figure net worth after only 5 years in tech:. Year 1 - $65K (1st job). Year 2 - $72K (asked….
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How many microservices am I supposed to split my todo app into?.
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RT @dillon_mulroy: Once again I will repeat: The value of tailwind is not inherently the inline utility classes (though, I am a huge fan),….
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Apple is trying to undermine the democratization of technology. Sent from my iPhone.
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I too am falling apart and require a quality focus day.
Yikes:. Jan 5, Boeing 737 has a panel rip off midair. Jan 13, Boeing 737 cockpit window cracks. Jan 17, Boeing 737 strands Blinken . Jan 19, Boeing 747 cargo plane burns up. Jan 20, Boeing plane in Atlanta lost a wheel. Jan 25, Boeing to pause production for a “quality focus day”.
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I was in a big data program at college & a prof gave an assignment to spin up a single node Hadoop cluster on EC2. No one but me had cloud experience. The prof told them it wouldn’t cost them anything, but I taught everyone how to set up billing alerts, which went off a day later.
A concrete example of how AWS creates friction:. "I want to try Postgres on RDS". Create an instance, use many of the defaults (including the default security group) and try to connect from a DB client. Connection times out. Spend 30 minutes reading the docs, StackOverflow, and
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Since I was kicked out in high school I didn’t have many valuable life skills. One time I got a food donation and there was a pack of bacon & I didn’t really know what a normal amount of bacon was so I cooked and ate the entire 12oz and realized after it was like 2000 calories.
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Sweet potato was a HIT. Democracy wins again.
What should be the next type of food I introduce to my son?.
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