Mayumi
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Heavy sarcasm. Also cosplay. Also lifting.
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Okay but what if you came by the shop and instead of making you coffee I made you miserable
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Okay what if I made your coffee with magic like Gandalf the Grey
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#foolofatook
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Okay but what if you stopped by for coffee and I sang Céline Dion while twerking
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Okay but what if Hinata made you coffee and talked shit on Sakura while you drank it
#hinata
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Maybe one day I’ll be cool enough to also receive special jam from Megan Markle
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What if I pulled on my own pigtails and told on myself to some random teacher
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Someone explain “Low Sodium Salt”
How do you make salt less salty
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Okay what if you came and got a coffee from me and I spoke to you in broken spanish 🥹
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#morningcoffee
#coffeebae
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Okay but what if you ordered a coffee and I said ‘caffeine is for pussies and that will be $5.50’
#bikinibaristas
#bikinibarista
#gothgirl
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Enrique Iglesius with the mole or Enrique Igesius without the mole
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Cream in your coffee or nah
#AhegaoWaifu
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#animebarista
#animewaifu
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First date idea- we remove all girls from your instagram to see what’s left
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One time this guy in high school asked if my pussy was sideways
Was that racist
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What if Sauron was just super upset because everyone was spreading rumors about him and his not so aesthetic army
#LOTR
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