Shoutout to my sister for capturing the cutest pic of me and @Cam_Grants last night 🥲

Oogie Bussey

I get by with a little help from opposable thumbs

I am the Michael Jordan of free samples.

separation of church and state❤️

My mom said if you say pupper instead of puppy we can’t hang out sorry

If the aliens ever make contact they are going to get an earful from me about being the reason Blink 182 couldn’t stay together 😑

y’all stay hating on bruh girls but don’t even focus on the REAL issue... pyramid scheme girls 😳😹

Hi everyone, just here to remind you that nobody actually knows someone named La-a so we can stop commenting that on every baby name thread. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk 🙏🏻

Sometimes I can’t sleep at night because I start thinking about how Slobby Robby didn’t name his vintage secondhand shop “Slobby Seconds” #missedopportunity

Guys hear me out- a live action Magic School bus where @kristenwiigorg plays Miss Frizzle.

Like imagine losing a parent, and then having people comment on your post saying “what about all the other people who have lost their parent!” I know it’s not exactly the same, but reacting to a loss of someone you know vs. a stranger is pretty easy to wrap my mind around

Idk it just doesn’t sit right when I see “what about the other people that lost their life!” I get where you are coming from, but no need to tell people how/who to grieve. Mourning one life doesn’t take away from someone mourning another.

“You mean like Patrick?”

I’m telling my kids this was Bill Nye

I love grapes

I told my mom she should get a mole checked because it looked like it could be cancerous and she literally said “what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger” I .....

Hey @PostMalone what do you think of my Christmas tree?

Im so dreamy⭐️💕