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RT @mothra_moth:

RT @ProZD: fuck anime expo, i’m hangin with my boy figment

This is crazy that the antagonist is an educational tablet instead of the actual issue.

Entry level jobs are being replaced by AI, and those that aren’t are being replaced by AI are having shit like this pulled. Along with the tarrifs to “increase goods made in America”. The end goal is that men work in factories and women work in childcare and nothing else.

If you are a Zack Snyder fan, I do believe I am smarter than you and it is not up for debate.

People always shocked when something is on Rule34. The children yearn for what the definition of Rule34 is.

Everyone saying Rogue and Gambit THIS IS THE NOVA SEASON SO QUILL CAN GET HIS POOKIE BEAR.

Marvel Rivals is Bendis Guardians’ strongest warrior.

RT @dazaichu_: This is genuinely how all of you have been sounding lately

RT @insankitty: im actually pro-piracy even if ur middle-class and in a 1st world country and ur reasoning is "i just want this for free" a….

RT @nocontextpjo: nolan’s odyssey movie’s tagline being “defy the gods” when the entire time he’s very much doing the opposite to keep his….

Person who’s seen one picture of 70’s Star-Lord and that’s it, assuming that’s who he was adapting in the first place.

RT @memechaotic:

Mattel scrapping their plans for the McQueen and Sally divorce court playset.

MCU Twitter reaction to this is the best example of how MCU fans watch movies versus how film fans watch movies.

THEY HAVE BEEN ADMINS SINCE 2010? THATS A WHOLE ASS HIGH SCHOOLER IN AGE.

The concept of “Admins of the Backyardigans wiki gatekeeping the lost pilot” is so funny to me WHAT DO YOU MEAN BACKYARDIGANS ADMINS?.

Reuben’s Revenge where Reuben kills everyone.

I will also forever agree with anyone who points out they prioritized retheming Splash instead of Figment or something that needs it worse.

I would probably respect the Splash Mountain people if they only used the context of the ride and their nostalgia as reasons why they miss the ride because by all means it’s a phenomenal ride and I miss it (though it did have to go). But roping Song of the South in…. .