@TrashTakes123 At least I know I’m not the only one

the small things in life are what make it awesome. like @TedingtonJ’s little micro weiner. hope he doesn’t get with a girl because trying to find his dick would be like trying to find a needle in a metropolis #not #packing #dwarf

Hopped on the old Xbox to play Call of Duty World at War. There’s not a more Primal and Testosterone fueled feeling then when you’re burning through Japs in the trenches of Okinawa. God bless those brave young men. Now we’re stuck with a bunch of pussies like @swaggedwhiteboy

Haven’t studied for my calc exam that’s in two hours. Going to pop six percs beforehand so I can see the numbers floating through the air like Rainman #geek #geeked

Had to put the fear of god in these youngins during the pumpkin carving competition. When I focus hard enough I can manifest a little bit of Picasso in me #failedartschool #talented

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Tush push. #mustard

Not sure what a bulldog is? #GoCats #BBN

#EDLK jersey out in the wild. Vibes high after a #Reds win. #ATOBTTR @nibprivy

Clash Royale better get off this fucking maintenance break soon or there’ll be a hostage situation. I need my lucky chests #clashroyale #maintenance #onedge

“Dad, can I join a sorority at ASU?” #cracked #gangbang

Just emailed my professor hope he lets me have an excused absence for sleeping in today. If not he’s getting another email with a zip bomb and will be losing all his saved family photos #hacker #mainframe

Just heard my roommate hit the sickest fart while sleeping. 3 injured 5 dead. the fuck did you eat sicko #gross #rank #smellyboy

My roommate thinks feet are very hot. Trying to get a read from the twitter world if that’s not normal or not. Someone LANK. #feetworshi̇p #LANK

Any time I’m getting #sendy and sipping on a John Wall, you know you are getting good vibes. #Vibez

Gonna join the uk chapter of Alpha Sigma cause they know how to get down and party. Can’t wait cause I’m boutta be auto bid!!!#ferda #sendy #shottyoclock

Just went on a conquest for ferda nation at A Sig and they knighted me as Sir Sendy. Don’t hmu I’m on my way to the big leagues #FourtyOne #NelkBoys #TonightWasMovie

Super proud of my friend @geekedoffddubs for finally coming out and embracing his role as “Micropenis Club President.” Wear it loud and proud el Presidente! #TinyButMighty

This is the greatest notification I’ve ever received and I’m so excited. This will definitely get me to Nirvana #buddha #goat

Immaculate vibes with fellow uncs #memorylane #highschoolreunion #glorydays @YungSkidmark25 @TrashTakes123 @swaggedwhiteboy