There is no character limit on Facebook, yet someone said to me, “Ur ignorant.”.

Oh my God. SAVE THE SUPERLATIVES! I just saw a video with the caption "the most funny waterslide fail!" FUNNIEST, people. FUNNIEST. Why has the English language become so challenging for native English speakers? FUNNY, FUNNIER, FUNNIEST.

You haven't lived until you've broken up a fight between two livestock guardian dogs. As an aside, my nephew told me last night that if I ever had to fight I would just hit the floor. I wish he had seen me with a 165 pound pissed-off dog in a bear hug half an hour ago.

My sister had a box of old VHS tapes and she asked me to go through it to look for anything important. I found this, in case anyone is wondering how long I have been an Alabama basketball freak. Hint: even longer than this.

I sat and watched numerous UFC bouts last night with my extended family and even found myself heckling the fighters. What is happening to me?.

I realize there are serious problems in the world, but I am about to crash out over @HiltonHotels’ absolute refusal to offer guests housekeeping services. We actually stopped by the front desk this morning to request fresh towels (remember the good ole days when this just.

I had two martinis at dinner and I was showing everyone my shoes.

My worst nightmare happened today. I got on an airplane in July, in the South, and the air conditioner wasn’t working. We sat there for an hour before taking off. I don’t know how I survived. I am never flying in the summertime AGAIN.

I have reached “midday coffee” age. I am NOT mall walking. Yet.

When I was a teenager I had the “Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols” cassette. It disappeared so I bought it again. It disappeared again. I always thought an acquaintance stole it, but today it occurred to me that my mother was the likely culprit.

If I mute the word Epstein will my whole timeline disappear?.

I don’t know why I watch American Sniper repeatedly. It just makes me mad.

Walked early this morning. Neighbor was firing up his lawnmower at 7:00 a.m. as we passed, even though it appears he mowed his lawn yesterday. I guess he's getting his revenge.

We watched “Sinners” this evening. Thankfully my haint blue porch ceiling will protect me from those sumbitches. Good flick! Intense.

I wanted something different this Independence Day and I am supposed to tighten up my diet, so I made Moroccan fish tagine and sun-dried tomato pasta salad. I know it’s not American food but we are FREE to do as we want!.

I just had to explain "back up Terry" to my younger sister because she's not on social media. I cannot even fathom this.

At the pet food store today I was checking out my food for 600 pounds of dog when the clerk said, "I like your nose." She's obviously partial to beaks, but I thanked her graciously anyway.

My husband is singing the Frito Bandito song.

When I was a kid I asked my mom what an afternoon delight was. She replied, “Ice cream!” so quickly and resolutely that she must’ve been waiting for the question. Ah, the good ole days when kids were allowed to be kids.

Alright, people. whatcha got for a groin pull?.