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As of Monday, 1st April,
@JustTerryMortz
and I will be undertaking the 75 hard challenge.
If you don't want to see updates, please mute this thread
75 Days:
- No alcohol
- No cheat meals
- 45 mins x 2 sessions per day
- 10 pages of a book read
- Diet + Water
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Irony: if the Roosters shell Manly this Thursday night I DEMAND the headline read:
"Manly pounded by cocks"
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The following people can NEVER be involved in Orjgin again:
- Brad Fittler
- Greg Alexander
- Andrew Johns
- Jarome Luai
- Stephen Crichton
- James Tedesco
- Brad Fittler again
Put posters up immediately
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Says the bloke who didn't turn up for work last night
This guy embodies everything that is wrong with Rugby League players
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- TPJ justified every "wtf"
- we ALL knew there was no plan for Hynes
- Tedesco carried his gross form in
- Turbo too slow. Absolutely wasted as a battering ram
- no attack all night despite 55% of the ball
- Overlapped when 13 on 12
Nsw do not get Origin
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Angus Chrichton now has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and walk out on the Roosters lol
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Here is the fool proof solution to Australia Day
Make it the third Friday of January.
We always get a long weekend and whatever date it falls on, it falls on
The only thing I need in return for this idea is for both sides to eternally shut the fuck up
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Another Penrith player cops a fine for what every other side sees their player suspended for 2 weeks
Its not even funny anymore
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Mal Meninga has been found out:
- Tedesco been drek all season
- Val hasn't played in over a month
- Cotter can't move sideways and is a pure middle
- Edwards on the wing ffs
- Staggs has one good game in every three
- Liam Martin is lazy
- Yeo can't play out of club system
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Can anyone spot the difference between these tackles?
Spoiler: the colour of the jersey
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Cam Murray's stats at half time... keeping in mind hes one of the most destructive runners and defenders in the game
0 minutes
0 tackles
0 run metres
Brad Fittler - 0 idea
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Channel 9 and NRL: Origin doesn't deplete the strength of the competition
The competition during Origin:
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Time to cancel Origin
Permanently
Fuck it. Ruins the competition for three months every year and ruins weekends
End it
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Penrith fans are quiet... probably trying to find a way to blame Nicho Hynes for their players being shit
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My Origin Three side:
Please ignore spelling errors.
1. Trell
2. To'o
3. Campbell Graham
4. Burton
5. Chrichton
6. Hynes
7. Moses
8. Hass
9. Cook
10. Klemmer
11. Kolomotungi
12. Olokuatu
13. Murray
14. RCG
15. Paulo
16. Martin
17. McInnes
Coach: Geoff Toovey
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To explain the Moylan situation to non Sharks fans
Imagine you were running a restaurant and you employed a guy
And he missed 11 fucking tackles, four of which lead directly to tries
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How to make supercars more interesting:
- lose the cars
- 13 man a side plus four reserves
- 100 metre field
- one team has six plays to try and get a ball into the other teams end while the other team tries to stop them by tackling
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How to explain the difference between Rugby and Rugby League to Americans
1. Rugby league is the greatest game of all
2. Rugby sucks
Easy
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Can't wait to see Cleary do that "ice in veins" thing after nailing a 79th minute conversion to beat the Dragons 40-6 on Sunday evening
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Reece Walsh is an absolute cat. Had an all time stinker today and spent half the game yelling at the ref.
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Brad Fittler, of losing unloseable Origin series fame, says he wouldn't pick Moses and Hynes
Says to me we should absolutely pick Moses and Hynes
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The appointment of Anthony Seibold is a all time clanger. Probably the worst appointment since Brisbane appointed Anthony Seibold
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Late night host ranked
1. Craig Ferguson
2. Conan (late night)
3. Letterman
4. The rest
5. Colbert
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Nsw Player ratings
Teddy - 3
To'o - 8
Turbo - 6
Crichton - 7
Foxx - 5
Luai - 8
Cleary - 5
Hass - 8
Api - 7
Tpj - 3
Young - 0
Friz - 7
Yeo - 5
Hynes - 0
Paulo - 8
Martin - 9
Murray- 8
Fittler - negative a million
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Convinced Brad Fittler only watches one game a weekend.
- Tago destroyed the Storm ... no thanks
- Best ran in a few tries against the Dogs ... YES PLEASE
- Walker one good game in a few? GET IN THERE
- Luai destroys the Storm ... nah
This bloke is not a character, he sucks
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If Greg Alexander doesn't want to be questioned about his shit selections then he shouldn't make shit selections
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We went from James Graham BRILLIANTLY breaking down the game to having to endure Blocker mispronounce easy names for what will feel like 6 hours
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How the fuck do 84,000 people turn up to watch these Wallabies?
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Penrith fans wanted Dale Finucane trialed for attempted murder due to a headclash
Now they want May given a Knighthood for a headclash
Anyone wanna guess what changed in these situations?
Hint: The colour of the jersey
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Sick of hearing about how hard these Olympic athletes have worked... what do they want, a medal?
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Anyone suggesting Joey Johns be next NSW coach....when questioned, by his BROTHER, re lack of success, he walked out and quit his role on the show
Not the right guy
He's Brad Fittler with a temperature
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Get rid of rucks and replace with a play the ball
Drop it to 13 players per side
2 Point penalty goals and four points tries
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This has "throw Nicho on with 12 minutes to go without a plan or position so Penrith fans can pass blame" written all over it
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Tigers 2023: "Papalii with a monster hit up. Plays it quickly and Api makes a break, passes it to Brooks who knocks on. Score remains Tigers 8, Broncos 20"
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Dogs players reportedly unhappy with Ciraldo for making them work harder. Wants them around training til 530
Given their run of results over the years they should fkn live at training
What's with the shit teams and players complaining re training too hard? 🤔
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Panthers fans when they get a horror decision in their favour: "Thats the way it goes"
Penrith fans when one decision goes against them: "fuck that cheat"
I say this with total sincerity, you are the worst fanbase in the NRL lol
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Think the BBL has run its course
Too many park cricketters pretending to be professionals
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Multi-millionaire Cam Smith wants NRL closed out ... no tv money, no wages ... wonder if he'll sell his wifes ring to cover say Justin Olam's pay packet?
Fk up grub!
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The only people excited about Vegas are the blokes getting a free trip there
No one else cares
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After last night's shit show, let's starr today right.
Here's Lexi Belle posing as Alexa Bliss with a copy of the NXT title
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If Brad Fittler cares about NSW winning footy games, he'll step down tomorrow and never EVER return
Johns too
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"Not involved in play"
Clearly grabbing at her throat, injured, IN THE RUCK
This should end that idiot Adam Gee's career tonight
Hope shes ok. That is frightening
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Lachlan Galvin plays two good games
Nrl media: Tigers have wasted a million a year on Luai. Idiots
Imagine having two good halves? What a horrible club
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Im convinced you could lock a hungry Liam Knight in a room with a sandwich and a gumboot and there's a 50/50 chance he eats the boot
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Fact: The Penrith Panthers have scored the same amount of points in NRL 2024 as the Wests Tigers ... who had a bye
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Panthers fans won't want to hear it but their beloved stadium is just Shark Park without the close access to the beach
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Would anybody really make a fuss if we just cut Origin?
Seriously ruins 10 weeks of NRL every year and makes Qlders happy
Thats all the evidence I need
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Latrell Mitchell's wife takes a swipe at the "system" for him not playing the Grand Final
Did Joey Manu's wife take a swipe at Latrell for him having to eat through a straw as a result of a horror high tackle?
Rugby League my friends
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I'd like to see the stats re number of anti vaxx NRL players who have done coke
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Has any player ever regressed more than Victor Radley?
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Series has been played in good spirits
A good effort from Rahul and he immediately says it bounced. Great stuff. Umpire Gould a big fan of it
#CloseMatters
#AUSvIND
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@GilletteAU
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Think we can all agree that Penrith vs the Roosters is the worst case scenario Grand Final in 2023
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I never want to hear Penrith fans complain again. The amount of impossibly shit refereeing decisions you lot continue to get
My God
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The major irony of there being no 6pm game tonight is that the 8pm game is the most 6pm game of all time
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Fittler could have either played to win, or with the future in mind
Hes chosen to do NEITHER
Instead he has hit "random"
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This is WAY worse than I first thought
Off the ground, no attempt to tackle, to the face
4 weeks
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Paul Kents "bold" prediction is the Dolphins won't play finals
I'll boldly predict zero Sharks cheerleaders will be in my bed waiting for me when I get home
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Brandon Smith could complete his rapid transformation from everyone's second favourite player to dislikable pleb in three easy steps
- Coke
- YKTR
- Roosters
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Josh Schuster wants to be a footballer but doesn't want to put any effort into being a footballer
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Briton Nikora runs a line so pure that any NRL player would snort it in a cubical
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Could all you Souths fans who bagged the Sharks for being flat track bullies please reply here. I will find you otherwise
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Oh crap. The Warriors just won the celeb jersey wearing comp
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TIGERS SAY NO TO JOSH SHUSTER
smartest decision they've made in 10 years
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Fitzgibbon has to go tomorrow
He needs to take Tracey, Brailey, Rudolf, Talakai, Hunt, Kaufusi and Finucane with him
Hynes needs to hand back 500k and Multialo and Ramien both need to decide if they wanna play football or be media personalities
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If you don't plan on watching the NRLW, good for you.
I do plan on watching, and enjoying.
My daughter wants a jersey with a players name on it. I'll wait to see if a certain halfback signs then pass on my recommendation
This is a great thing.
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Says the bloke who suffered no real consequences for something he said...
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Ben Hunt is such a cat. Took millions from the Dragons, now bailing cause he doesn't have his mate coaching him anymore
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I am genuinely stoked for every single Tigers fan today
This is amazing news for rugby league
Hopefully this is the beginning of the turnaround in Tiger Town
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What a magnificent afternoon on the Twittah machine
- Brisbane fans and Panthers fans at war
- Dragons fans acting like their club has achieved something by telling their only good player he can't leave today
- Manly fans trying to spin Luke Brooks as a good signing
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Phil Gould is amazing on this thing. The way he responds to fans is something many other clubs should look
Something as simple as asking a player to record a 30 second video can literally change a life
Great stuff!!!
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I will die on the hill that Cleary isn't that great
I've fallen for the myth before. Hes just in a near perfect Panthers side
Hes good, hes just not great
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Tigers fans - you deserve that
Panthers fans - you REALLY deserve that
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People asking "but who do we have to replace Fittler" like there isn't a list of available options:
- Geoff Toovey
- Des Hasler
- A random sock
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There's about to be a LOT of receipts from nrl players toward a certain fox sports personality
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Respectable music, no swearing, no ignoring kids, no Penrith players
All class from these north of the Tweed bastards
Little bit different vibe emanating from the portable speakers at
@QLDmaroons
camp to what you hear from the Blues in Sydney 🤠
#stateoforigin
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Olympic Highlights Tues 27th
1030 am - Kookaburras 🇦🇺
1130 am - Sevens vs NZ 🇦🇺
1130 - Swimming. All of it 🇦🇺
1212 - Sally Fitzgibbons QF 🇦🇺
3pm - Jessica Fox Canoe 🇦🇺
6pm - Matildas vs USA 🇦🇺
620 pm - Opals 🇦🇺
8pm - Swimming heats 🇦🇺
850pm - Mens Waterpolo 🇦🇺
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Game Two changes
- Trell at fullback ... if he's not fit Edwards
- Burton at centre. Don't care who for
- Murray to start
- Hudson Young and TPJ out. Tatola and Kolomotongi in
- it no plan for Hynes, don't pick him
- Olokuatu in for Hynes. 4 forwards
Fittler out
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Literally everyone: Stay home
Idiot league player:
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Fuck everyone in the Sydney to Hobart
Most horrible bunch of fuckheads we ever endured at the hotel
Every year
They were THE worst
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Yeo has oversee three straight titles for Penrith
Jurbo does a double thumbs up after making 4 metres from a hit up
Madge aye?
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Thanks for your services but your Roo days are over:
Tedesco
DCE
Fuck you and your days are over:
Martin
Edwards
Yeo
Staggs
Cotter
Mal Meninga
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Here are a list of players I'd pick over Pangai Jr:
- Klemmer
- Tatola
- Matterson (if fit)
- Unretire Paul Gallen
- Connor Tracey
This is all an time moment ... and not in a good way
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