Vera Alves
@supergenericgal
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Writer, columnist. Portuguese in Aotearoa New Zealand 🇵🇹🇳🇿. Never knowingly under-caffeinated. Permanently tired. Views all mine, you get your own. She/her
New Zealand
Joined August 2007
What. A. Read.
Lucy Li wanted to be a TikTok star. Oliver Karafa wanted to be rich. When a friend got in the way of their plans, they combined forces and pulled off a murder plot so preposterous that one of their lawyers used stupidity as a defence
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That thing you're not writing down because you're 100% sure you'll remember later? Yeah, write it down.
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Watching MAFS and realising regular people are all getting fillers and veneers is wild. Begging ppl to stop this, I already only have one eye, I can't afford to become self conscious about my very normal, not at all straight teeth.
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The realisation that "ect" will one day become an accepted abbreviation and "museli" an actual word and that it's up to me to make my peace with that because that's how language works. 🫠
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Acordar na NZ com noticias horriveis de casa. Tantas boas memorias do Elevador da Gloria 💔
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MFAT says it is monitoring the situation.
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the internet: 1. look at the horrifying thing that happened when this child was riding their bike alone 2. parents no longer let kids ride their bikes alone and that's why society is collapsing
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imagine logging off for one day then trying to understand this tweet.
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Begging this man to stfu
Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man because 'women are the worst': “I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious... Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it so easy. Like, so easy. I'm at a restaurant,
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more michael sheens pls
Michael Sheen writes off £1m of debt for 900 people
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Women are “choosing a job over their own children” but men are “working hard for their families.” ✨This is sexism.✨
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I don't this hellscape is no longer a good place for recommendations but here's one anyway. I ordered two books from Lamplight Books in Auckland yesterday afternoon and they arrived at my door in central Otago at lunchtime today, individually wrapped and with a handwritten card.
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If you haven't seen it yet, here is the full video that Bernie Sanders shared on TikTok that got almost 10 million views:
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Never ever gonna make fun of people who clap when the plane lands ever again, you guys are so right, give it up for the people in the cockpit! 👏👏
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this is truly one of the most beautiful things i've seen in forever
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Rep. Earl Carter (R-GA) introduces legislation authorizing Trump to acquire Greenland and rename it "Red, White, and Blueland”
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Wānaka has a Subway and a Dominoes but obviously a McDonald's is too far! Thank god we've preserved this thriving culinary scene.
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the patriarchy is a hell of a drug
the fact that selena gomez got more hate for crying about immigrant deportation than kanye west openly admitting that hes a nazi is insane.
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This is a psychopathic way to tell people to use four eggs. I'm calling the police.
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Pasteur rolling in his grave
Friday was our last day selling Grade A milk commercially. Saturday started with selling raw milk from the tank. We're back to selling like we did over 100 years ago.
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