I am thirty fucking seven years old and on my way to go get a double bowl at chipotle, and I get this because I liked pictures on instagram??? Real secure relationship there…
So this is 35 huh? 🎈 I didn’t anticipate being quarantined for my birthday, but I’m healthy, safe, & happy, & that’s what’s important right now. ❤️
Happy
#CincoDeMayo
to all of you, & I will absolutely be accepting virtual birthday drinks!