It would be more delicious with a topping of some sort.

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Are you raw dogging a bagel right now? No cream cheese? Nothing?.

take it!!!!! it’s shit anyway!!!.

some days i struggle to see the difference between a crazed supervillain and our local government. both have done nothing but piss me off.

every other week some supervillain is like “i’m going to take over the city” and i’m always like, alright, cool, can you fix the pothole on 9th when you’re done?.

this is exactly what someone who has been abducted would say.

||: anyway go follow @driftingsuns.

||: either bc he's actually just a god with memory loss.

||: me bringing petros in here is so fun but also so confusing bc how do i explain that he's her twin brother but also technically not her twin brother bc he keeps dying and being reincarnated and doesn't remember being her twin brother but he's also not technically himself.

. this is so real.

RT @argusbled: ⠀⠀⠀. ❛ the truth is you want to do this . job. you can't balk . ever . you h….

RT @rottedbat:

RT @OutlawProdigy: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

RT @scionofgotham:

RT @SlLVERCLAWED:

RT @nightgvardian: ||: like this tweet to be added to an ooc dc verse groupchat so we can make friends and talk about SLs and plot shit 🫶🏻.

RT @_wallymart: i just told her and she told me she don't give a fuck 🫩 #trustnoone.

yes.

it’s like therapy.

who else wants me to yell at them until they ask out the object of their yearning? . i’ll even do it for free.