Life me regrets leke nahin marna. Ye bhi karna hee tha, Stand-up special ka naam aise hee "Tu kar Lega" nahin rakha tha. I meant it. I shall improve further, fitness is a life long commitment now. If I can do it at the age of 44, so can you 💪🙏 #FitnessMotivation

Mumbai ka khana sad hee hai. Aaj ek restaurant se Kadhi Chawal order kiye. Koi kadhi kaise kharab bana sakta hai yaar ? Itni basic dish kharab 😳

Diwali algorithm Patakha = Bakra Iss pe bol raha = 🐐pe kyun nahin bola Librandu Sala

Aaj Jaipur me show hai aur kal hoga Jodhpur mein. 4 Oct Jaipur 5 Oct Jodhpur. Current leg of the tour comeplete after this. Then public shows will continue from November. Tickets on Bookmyshow

Lovely meeting with great stand up @sundeepshawarma ... such a kind n humble man. Wish u all d best 4 ur upcoming events.

Hello ⁦@MahaCyber1⁩ this person called to recover loan from somebody I have no idea about. They are claiming that I am his friend. They were really rude. Kindly take action.

What a journey it’s been @iamsrk. Congratulations on winning the National Award!!! So deserving… it’s a result of your years of hardwork and dedication. Now I’m designing a special mantle for this award.

Hello @IndiGo6E missed my flight from t2 Mumbai. Now indefinitely waiting for your staff to come and escort me out so that i can buy another ticket from the counter. No staff in sight, not courteous enough to let a person reach the counter.

Hello @Uber_India looks like i am going to miss the second flight in a month because of you. Untrustworthy drivers and non responsive systems.

12 Sep CP Delhi 13 Sep Laugh Store Gurgaon Tickets on bookmyshow

Doston Naha YouTube video aa chuka hai mere Channel pe. Please watch share. RT this.

The joy of a creative piece of work is in timely delivery. Recorded a show in Bhopal 15 days back and editing a simple YouTube video has been a struggle. The team that recorded it in Bhopal did not carry the right sound gear. The editor slept on the hard drive for 6 days. The

जो इस गेंडे की नौटंकी पे रोक लगाएगा उसे अपने 3 महीने की सैलरी दान कर दूँगी मै। कोई तो रोको इसे 😾🤦🏻‍♀️

Ye apne papa ko Congress join karvayega

Doston Dilli aur Gurgaon me mere shows hain 12 & 13 Sep ko 21 Sep Bhubaneshwar, 27 Sep Chennai, 28 Sep Vizag, 4 Oct Jaipur, 5 Oct Jodhpur. All tickets on Bookmyshow

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira ke saath Swarg me kutta bhi gaya tha. Dharma ke naam par sarkarein banane vaale Khud dikha rahe hain ki aakhir me sab kuch paise ka khel hai. Kaun Maharaj Yudhishthir, kaun Pashupatinath aur kaun Mahadev ! Teesri aankh pralay ki hai, trailer dikh hee raha

Unn sab cases me jahan Dog ko koi psycho aadmi maar daalta hai ye keh kar ki vo apne bacche ko bacha raha tha, aisa ek bhi case nahin hai ki jahan usee waqt attack ho raha tha, ye psycho araam se plan karke Mahadev ke jeevon ko maarte hain, yaad rakho jab uska keher tum par

Scenes of heartbreaking devastation from so many states last few days - Punjab, Himachal, Kashmir, Uttarakhand. Scientific temper may have lost its value in our national aspirations and world view - but unfortunately urban planning still requires a logical mind and

The monster that the Supreme Court judges and BJP have unleashed against the voiceless is horrifying. In Unnao a man called Virender tore open the jaw of a dog with his bare hands. The dog had run after Virender’s son. The animal did not have that much sense, the man should have

Aaj Bengaluru me do shows hain 6 aur 8 baje. Underground Coemdy Club Koramangala me aur Kal hai FTCCI Hyderabad me Shaam 6 baje. Aao jahan suit kare

Aaj China ko kutton ka meat chahiye kal tumhare parivaron ki kidney liver sab chahiye hoga. Ye shelter nahin dog meat ki factories hain. Rohini Dilli se Jo disturbing videos aa rahe hain aap sab ne dekh hee liye honge #DogMeatTrade #DelhiPolice #delhigovernment