Bro I’m telling you, we are not meant to sleep

It's crazy how shit can change overnight. Scrambling to make shit work and having to do it in a tight time frame is so stressful.

I hate when people do things and don't tell you bc you "wouldn't like it" or they think "you'll get mad" -- like first off, then why are you doing it? Second, so what do you think is going to happen when I find out? lol shits a different kind of wild disrespect.

You look like you don't clean your ear buds

Expecting respect after you're a complete asshole to me is wild.

Phil Collins didn't need to go so hard for Tarzan

My skills now include doing literally everything one-handed

lol the clock on my car is correct again

I don’t understand people who wouldn’t do anything humanly possible for their kids. I would burn the world down for my daughter.

You can almost hear the tears falling

My daughter is everything to me

My daughter has zero stranger danger instinct

Probability is a lie

I’ve missed the Bay so much 🥺

The one positive thing about flying with a lap infant is being able to board before literally everybody

Bay areaaaaaaaa! 😍 im back hoes

Not me trying to convince the bf to go to lucky chances after he picks me up from SFO …I miss that place

But on a positive note… bout to be back in the Bay! Haaaaay

Flying with a newborn is not going so great

My toxic trait is using my blinker as a BMW driver