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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

@suicidalmerman

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Former Mindless Behavior member | FL ✈️Philly

Waverly Place
Joined September 2019
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 year
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 hours
I be teaching Spin class early in the morning just hung over.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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Me: Hiding all family members from my Insta story
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@__Poisonivyyy
Chi
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I treat everybody like they are wearing a wire.
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@imjerrynotkevin
Return of the Butch Queen β™›
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Kenya is soooooooo nasty 😭😭😭😭😭 I love her
@imjerrynotkevin
Return of the Butch Queen β™›
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Y’all remember that episode of RHOA where they took a trip to Mexico and Kenya gifted the ladies a Spanish for Dummies book, but she gave Porsha a book with just pictures 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
26 days
Sweat pants are all that fit me right now :(
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
27 days
Cardio before bed?
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 month
Just grab it atp
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 month
Tbh, I really just want someone I can boss around.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 month
I gained like 10 pounds my clothes don’t fit nomore :(
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 month
Goodnight ;)
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
This girl thinks β€œguapo” means β€œmoney.” Open the schools!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
They gon ask me if I wanna go to the second spot? I am going HOME!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
They wearing every animal print EXCEPT cheetah
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nostalgia
2 months
the cheetah girls, 2006.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
Can I eat this pasta for breakfast?
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
Falling asleep with the heater on? Wealth!
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@DRICKIPRINT
KEN
2 months
Hip thrusts are immediate results. You finish your first set and it hurts to sit down bc you basically got a BBL
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
I have never met someone hot, who didn’t suffer from some sort of mental illness.
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@strawberrryboy
mojo jojo
2 months
I love gassing my friends. They the finest people walking the planet idk!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
Why did I wake up so early🫠
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@Drebae
Drebae
3 months
Trying to have a casual convo when you owe me an apology is insane 😭 Btch get out my face
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