Shloka
@subtleartofngaf
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I started writing threads (more of rants or some things which I strongly feel about) this year. Here is a thread of all of them 💙👇. P.S: Ik no one asked xD.
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It's ironic how I pay for unlimited calls and talk to no one.
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The day Spotify launches a dm feature it's over for all the dating sites.
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You ever sit with your laptop just to scroll on your phone?.
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Nobody texts me and still my phone is the biggest distraction I have.
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This phase of my life is called "Haan yaar theek hai ab kya hi kar sakte hai".
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Scrolling instagram for 10 mins makes you feel ugly, poor, homeless and desperately single all at once😭.
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It really hurts when you love singing but you can't sing well 🥲.
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Note to self: Stop oversharing just because someone is being sweet to you.
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My sister is in class 10th and she just said "I love maths and I will opt it".Should I tell her?.
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It's a different type of hurt when you love singing but you don't have a good voice 😭.
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Why can't people get the simple fact that cooking and cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role.
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Dear Whatsapp,.There is a reason when someone deletes a message, can you please stop telling everyone "This message was deleted".
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Kya matlab "startup", "java", "python" ke bina tweets viral nahi hote.
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It literally went like Januuaaaaaaaaaaryyyyyyyyyy,.Februuuuaaaaarrryyyyyy, Maaaaaaaarchhhhh, April, MayJuneJuly, August.
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Badly need a tutorial on how to argue without ending up in tears.
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My brain studies in incognito, can't remember shit after the tab is closed.
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I felt horrible every single time I lied to you. I am still not over my habit of blindly trusting people and ending up in the worst situations. You were right about most of them.
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The cramps kill you and I am not weak if I find myself unwilling to do anything.
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Just because someone handles it well doesn't mean it's easy!.
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Drop down the smoothest pickup line you have heard or you know👇. Asking for a friend!.
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There is no problem in this world that can't be solved over 2 cups of coffee with you or stress that a champi by you doesn't relieve.
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It isn’t a big deal if I ask a male member of my family or friend to fetch me pads or tampons and no they don’t have to be wrapped in newspapers or black bags.
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All those bottles, tiffin boxes, earrings, they weren't stolen by anyone. I was careless and lost them and I know how you love tupperware a lil more than me.
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I absolutely love how my college thinks I have no life apart from completing assignments🥰.
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I may seem like I'm distant and I don't care, but I do. You'll always be my home, no matter which end of the world I'm in.
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It’s okay if I take some time off. It isn’t a battlefield where I have to prove my strength and tolerance with a smile.
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No skincare can compete with the glow after a crying session.
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People who try to include everyone in the conversation>>>>.
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I am a creation of yours but I won't grow up to be your reflection. I am a separate entity.
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You're the best thing in my life, no matter how much I fight with you. Happy mother's day, Maa 💙.
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I'm lying when I say I had breakfast and when I say I'm going to bed. I had coffee and I'm not sleeping for another 3 hours.
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As a kid sometimes I needed to hold your hand to fall asleep. I miss it the most when I think about my messed up sleep schedule and all those sleepless nights.
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My purity has got nothing to do with the blood dripping down. The holiness of worship places won’t be tainted if I enter.
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There are times when I am weird to you because I fail to see you as an individual instead of my mother. I struggle sometimes to understand you, but it doesn't mean that I'll stop trying.
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My menstrual cycle doesn’t come with an on and off button as per convenience.
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Roz utho, twitter scroll karo, us bro, facts, true hai bolo, so jaao.
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Not getting periods or irregular cycles don’t make you any less feminine or the powerhouse you are.
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Getting my clothes stained isn’t some sin and I don’t need to be ashamed about it.
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I don’t have to hide the tampons or pads in the deepest pockets of my bag as if I am carrying weapons.
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Just because someone is being nice to you doesn't mean that they are interested in you😭.
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I can ask questions about it and discuss it. There’s nothing to be proud of in not talking about something half of the population goes through.
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Dear Ladies,.Would you allow your husbands to work after marriage?.
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"OFF karke ON karo" is the desi solution to almost everything!.
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I have went through things I never told you about, maybe they would have been easier if you knew. But I was scared, I still am but I am trying.
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Thank you so much @warikoo for your time. It was an absolute delight interacting with you :))
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"Go with the flow" karte karte life mein flood aa gaya hai!.
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You might be more progressive than the rest of our family, but you still are orthodox and I know that's not you it's our patriarchal society conditioning.
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We're so scared of loneliness that we self sabotage in toxic love instead.
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Sorry for not eating whenever I had a fight with anyone. I just don't know how to channel my emotions. I am trying.
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I might disagree with things you say but that doesn't mean I disrespect you.
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Normal people- Tune kaha, maine sunn liya. Overthinkers- Tune jo na kaha, main woh sunta raha.
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That, That and even that is fake news. Whatsapp forwards are trash.
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People who can lighten your mood with just a phone call >>>>.
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Some people are living proofs that maturity has got nothing to do with age!.
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Parents say "Humne duniya dekhi hai" and then don't let you see duniya.
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Yeh padhte padhte baar baar Twitter kaise khul jaata hai 😭.
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I was bullied in school but I never told you because you had a lot of hopes. There were things I really wanted to do, but they felt smaller in front of you.
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Is it just me or even you can't handle the attention on your birthday ?.
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I am suffering from "Hypersyllabus, No energy to study" syndrome.
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Problems won't be solved if I set my phone on fire, or maybe they will. But believe me I don't want to find out.
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I can't wake up as early as you, please stop trying already. *Snoozes the alarm 10th time for 5 more minutes*.
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Tired of pretending to be okay with things I am not okay with.
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The urge to get into a relationship and have a heartbreak just to feel some songs!.
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Some friendships are hard to let go of, but harder to hold onto.
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