“I had this super expensive difficult puzzle of a money I bought from a museum. He came over to help me with it as a date. We didn’t finish it but he kept it to ‘keeping trying’ and then ghosted me.” — anon #firstdate

When he makes a sound … #ick #dating #relationship

“sunglasses on a bald held.”

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“After cheating on me, I decided to give our 10 year marriage a second chance, so I gave him 5 months to do better, which he used to cry over loosing his mistress.” — Terminator, 37, Texas

“I asked him what he thought of our mutual friend’s wife and he responded with, ‘The girl you want to fuck is never the girl you want to marry.’ I asked him which one I was. He never responded.” boyfriend of 3 years

“He interrupted the conversation, turned back around and picked up a dirty dollar bill he found on the ground and acted like he dropped it.” — Dee, 23, Williamsburg (A Date)

“He posted a photo of us for my birthday where he looked considerably better than I did” — Miranda, 23 (Boyfriend)

“My Ex husband asked for a divorce on my birthday (2 hours after giving me a diamond ring in front of our friends)” — Katelyn

“He was completely silent during sex, no noise.” ick?

“I was working in a bar and this hot Irish guy kept flirting with me all night, and left me his number. The next day we hung out and he said in a MANCHESTER accent ‘you should go now, I’m not looking for a relationship but this was fun’…. he was pretending to be Irish.” #ick

“He would make this weird noise which was like a combination of a horse neigh and a giggle every time I touched him, even if I accidentally brushed hands with him.” — Mannsi #ick #relationships #dating

“One time I went out with a guy who wrote a philosophy book, and he spent the whole night quoting himself.” — Sofia #FirstDate

“He casually dropped that he’d had a sexual harassment complaint against him at work.” — Bridget #firstdate

“After a few drinks at a hip bar that allowed dogs, he says ‘they’ve really got to hide the dog biscuits…they’re too delicious’” — Charlie (First Date) #firstdate

“The day after I broke up with my ex boyfriend, he was standing in the kitchen trying to talk to me. While he was talking, he took out three raw chicken breasts, three them in a plastic mixing bo, microwaved it for 5 minutes and then ate the chicken.” — Katelyn, 34

“We were chatting over the phone and he talked nonstop about himself for over 45 minutes. There was a point where I set the phone down to go to the bathroom and when I came back he was still going. He didn’t even notice I ever left.” — Sarah, 45, Canada (A Date) #firstdate

Was he valid?

“I was studying photography. Dude was much older than me, he said, ‘What do you mean you study photography- how many ways are there to take a photo…’” — Andrija, 23, Melbourne (First Date)

“He has a tattoo of mayor mccheese on his shin because ‘I’m the mayor and always know everyone.’” — Diana, 45, Boston #dating