i don’t look at “benchmarks”. i dont watch “launch videos”. i use the latest version of claude, and if it sucks, I KILL MYSELF

i have made many poor decisions in life which have led me to this moment. friday night push day in doc martens.

broke prod immediately after posting this

cash

polymarket for office christmas party over under asian gf percentage i put my life savings on over 50%

built ts brick by brick

new hire just asked about our “unit testing strategy”

sitting in the dark writing kotlin. listening to the radio dept. thinking about how incredibly lucky i am

the more i work in big tech the more i believe b2b saas is just an infinite money glitch. we pay so much, for software that is complete dogshit, because some nontechnical though it looked cool.

certified hood classic

https://t.co/jgg1UyOEuv

Blind for HR girlies. call it Spill. 1 billion dollars.

why is my 401k sending me a spotify wrapped 💀

how jersey city starts to look after seeing half of my RSUs get sold to cover

backend engineers explaining why a bug is “weawwy compwicated🥺” instead of just fixing it

there will come a time when a senior engineer will ask you to add unit tests to your PR. it is your job to tell them to fuck off and die.

i am being ragebaited by the chess dot com algorithm

deleting duolingo and liking a bunch of french tiktoks