Stupid Hackathon
@stupidhackathon
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The stupid shit no one needs and terrible ideas hackathon by @ameliawb & @sam_lavigne | https://t.co/hv6ob2dRmq
2020, CA
Joined April 2014
we need snopes but instead of checking facts it checks vibes
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2008 financial crisis but make it fashion ⚰️🪦◼️◾️▪️
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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now….so I will just sit quietly and chill.
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While alas, I didn’t hack any NFTs I do admit nothing funnier has happened to digital art in my lifetime.
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Someone broke into my home and stole my computer and I had $200 million worth of @GIPHY gifs I downloaded.
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Someone hacked @DeviantArt and stole $200 million worth of art.
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I’ll be asleep and my watch wakes me up to tell me to be mindful and I see the prison I’m in. Dream inside a dream 😴
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Mindfulness is sus. When your boss and Apple™️ watch send you reminders for the same practice. I don’t think My well-being is involved.
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My startup is helping me freeze my eggs but honestly I also need them to help me freeze these steaks I’m not going to eat this weekend.
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I am fine. In case you are a time traveler wondering if you should tinker with this timeline I mean at this point ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬
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This image was procedurally generated
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If you die in the Walmart sim you die in real life #Metaverse #sim
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In the Criminal Justice system especially around the holidays the people are protected by two separate but equally important groups: the elf on the shelf who investigates the crime and the paw patrol who catch the offenders. These are their stories….🎄
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The cdc said that you are lucky. You’re a star. There is nothing missing from your life. Don’t ask why do these tears fall at night.
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The secret to happiness is buying a heated toilet seat, trust me
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Sometimes I want to make a blockchain joke about dudes who horde wealth and power and then I realize my joke probably already exists as a real thing. Satire is dead.
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