Bluetooth headphones were a bad idea at #AWSSummit Basically nothing works properly with all the EM noise here.

It’s almost like they don’t realise only 14% of the population follows this religion #Coronation.

What do you want to know?.

How do you even use twitter these days? If I click on a share link I get an error message saying I'm not allowed to use that API. If I post a tweet with a link in it twitter wraps it up using their url shortener which when clicked gives another error. I don't know why I bother.

RT @Musiio: Hazel Savage is Entrepreneur of the Year! The Musiio co-founder and @SoundCloud VP of Music Intelligence took home the gong at….

tfw you see @subfocus has a parking space next to your new office 😂

That feel when you spend hours learning to convert images to line art to pixel art to custom fonts so you can bake a picture of your dog into your keyboard firmware.

For me it’s the fact that they completely replace node’s module loading system, but this is a pretty good reason too.

Back on #Mastodon with a new home as @bbeesley@hachyderm.io thanks @krisnova.

Godspeed you thocky beast

Finally got some Bobas. Anyone got an opinion on whether they need lubing?

They just showed a clip of @KwasiKwarteng doing a talk at the Tory conference in front of the slogan “getting Britain moving” which is funny since nobody can get a mortgage offer since he fucked everything up.

God I hate recruiters. How about option 4: I’m not a full stack developer, I don’t want a full stack job, and even if I did I wouldn’t want a massive pay cut. I really need to delete my LinkedIn.

❤️thanks @PrototypistK

Thinking of getting some tradesmen in to rip out the range in the kitchen and replace it with a bank of air fryers because honestly there’s nothing you can’t cook in one.

People who send you a message saying "Hi, how are you doing?" instead of saying what they want to say, so you then have to reply with "fine thanks, whats up?" before you can find out what they wanted. 😑.

Well this is annoying, I guess I had a few less of those switches than I thought.

I suppose the good thing about how terrible all the Conservative leader candidates are is that we won’t have a conservative government after the next general election.

Hi @RoyalMail I understood During the pandemic when 1st class stopped being next day, and 2nd class became more like 3 weeks. But why is 1st class still not a next day service now? Will it ever be? If not, surely the expectations and price should be updated to reflect that.

Day 5 with new puppy and no sleep. Today I managed to fuck up making a pot noodle.

Chode of Toad Hall had a couple of cabinet members resign I see. Wonder if we can get another 19 to go by the end of the week.