RT @hopes_revenge: gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they….

Thought this was a zyn

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @FPWellman: The VA just sent an email out to all employees announcing an Anti-Christian Bias Task Force and asking them to turn in fello….

Someone hacked a road sign in salt lake this morning

RT @pants:

When you go to a restaurant but it’s Chinese

RT @h0mmelette: blue sky is the most 31 year old website that even exists.

RT @aimeecow: Oh you thought this was a rabbit??? That’s fucking funny bitch it’s winnie the fucking fucking pooh

I think the monkey is trying to cheer her up 😭😭😭😭😭.

What are they even advertising here

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the seeds.

Hell ya

When you accidentally type ::)

Bringing a 12 rack to work and putting 1 beer up on the desk every time I have to deal with some shit.

Idk how to explain it but this feels like if someone was home schooled their whole life then went to public school their senior year.

RT @frank_logged_on: me if i was in italy: ehhhh come si dice. il…. beershotcombo?.

My tiny gf gonna scream when I get her this

Next boys night about to go crazy

The commitment to the bit