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This is: 1) A substitute teacher at Hogwarts 2) When Kyrsten Sinema drops acid and crochets 3) Holly Hobbie's cousin Hobby Lobby 4) An outfit that really needs oven mitts 5) When your Nana's couch comes to life in a Pixar movie 6) Karen Pence's sexual fantasy 7) Soviet swimwear

Critical Gay Theory teaches us that states should be redistricted between regions where voters think Laurey and Curly will stay happily married, and voters who think Laurey will join Aunt Eller's women's collective, marry Ado Annie and support herself through churning butter

Bringing this back in honor of the West Side Story movie because I forgot just how perfect this score is.

Not many dry eyes in Times Square, as Broadway casts sing ‘Sunday’ from SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE 🎨✨

I wrote to @FOXNews that this “documentary” is nothing short of absurd and it will continue to fan the flames of extremists and conspiracy theorists. This is dangerous, and it’s no surprise that Tucker Carlson is leading the charge bringing fringe ideas to the masses.

I have been an @ATT customer for 20 years. In light of news that AT&T gave $291,042 to sponsors of Texas's anti-choice legislation, I will be changing my carrier tomorrow. Please consider doing the same. And tell them why.

Afghanistan — “We Tried to Tell You”

Reasons to love live theater, 81. Broadway, 2013. Bertie Carvel is the schoolteacher who haunts your nightmares as Miss Trunchbull in "Matilda," an enchanting blend of rippling light and sinister shadow. Roald Dahl's book is translated into sharp-witted songs by Tim Minchin.

I won't stop fighting. Our Democracy depends on it. We must get to the bottom of what happened on January 6th, full stop. Retweet if you're with me.

After these banners flew over Mar-a-Lago, Jared told Trump to fly additional banners saying: 1) "I can't read so the joke's on you!" 2) "It's great publicity for my new Loser Party!" 3) "Fake...plane...things!" 4) "As long as I'm #1!" 5) "This is why we need the Space Force!"

Lindsey's stayed in touch with his military escorts: "I've named them all Chad and they call me Uncle Hissy. Today we're going to reconnoiter in my foyer and launch an assault on my parlor. We'll capture my Meemaw's Waterford candlesticks and then bivouac by the pool. At ease!"

#nyforever

Sometimes you need three front pages. @ New York, New York

Hey Proud Boys and MAGA “Patriots”... what the fuck is it that this country hasn’t given you?

Make no mistake: Trump will not stop until he is stopped. It's not that he won't; it's that a personality like his can't. He is feral and dangerous, and pretending he has hit bottom is a terrible mistake. There is always a new low to which he can sink.

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This is FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!