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In a part of London which discourse would have you believe is a no-go zone. Well here I am. Up the Albion and Haringey Borough.

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Dave
2 days
That time of the week again where I start the mission of scrolling through nursery-provided 500+ photos of children that mostly aren't mine to find a blurry photo of my daughter chewing on a mega block.
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Dave
10 days
Put my bin out there. Noted that rather than the correct black bin, neighbour has put out his blue recycling bin. I could have knocked on but he's a grade A bellend. Looking forward to his batshit crazy wife getting back off holiday with the kids and crucifying him.
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Dave
10 days
Another step 1-4 club that goes tits up post constitutions.
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Dave
12 days
Hahahahaha. Some Daily Express intern already crafting the "BBC BROADCAST FOUL MOUTHED TIRADE BY FEMALE OUT OF KITCHEN" headline. Good on ya Chloe.
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Dave
19 days
Goodness me. Grinding it out since that defeat to France. Anything could happen now. Fair play to the lot of them.
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Dave
28 days
Contact was primarily in the box. I don't see what the argument could be. Ref decided it was a foul, that wasn't in question, was it?.
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Dave
1 month
Sinner you jammy little fucker.
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Dave
1 month
Crawley must have shot his bolt this time man. He's absolutely dreadful.
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Dave
1 month
Not good enough from the girls. They're a tough side but you're champs. Own it.
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Dave
1 month
All this would be fine if our top order didn't shit itself.
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Dave
1 month
Done with Crawley. Absolute bollocks.
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Dave
1 month
Absolute dogshit Draper. Cilic has got half a working knee ffs.
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Dave
2 months
Fuck me what a test match. Bazball 4eva etc.
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Dave
2 months
Done well to get that close but would have like a lead, even of 1. Psychological etc.
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Dave
2 months
Taking the knighthood off Harold of Brook. For now.
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Dave
2 months
Tevez still a horrible little sod even if it's just breaking the hearts of tens of thousands of kids.
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Dave
2 months
I love this. What a simple yet respectful nod to our roots. I hope the throstles come home!.
@WBA
West Bromwich Albion
2 months
Hawthorn trees have returned to the club’s home ahead of its 125th anniversary. 🌳 . Read more about the project. 👇.
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Dave
2 months
Well better now than the group stages next year but that was fucking pony and I hope he fucking sees it the tit.
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Dave
2 months
Fair fucks to @AirEuropa here - fault identified with plane. Turfed off. Situation explained . Inside 90 minutes of being told: regated, bussed to a new plane on a remote stand, boarded and away. Well done to all involved.
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Dave
2 months
Mainly concerned there's no forward bogs. That's trip down 35 rows of disgusting oiks. You get one business upgrade and you turn into a prick. And rightly so.
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