Peter
@stottbohmmarsh
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that one guy at the function that don't play about major league baseball
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Joined January 2022
who up living in this big blue world with their head up in outer space
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why don't they put a little farmer's market in baseball stadiums. what if i want to enjoy america's pastime with a fresh strawberry or some banana bread or something
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i already miss the phillies i got giants yankees on rn for no reason
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i swear to god i was at this game but im never quite sure
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does david robertson look a little bit like cole hamels to anyone else
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hearing the CBP sound effects on the broadcast when i'm watching on my laptop in my dorm
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if john lennon was a baseball player he would be a side-winder pitcher and everyone would hate him
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if the dodgers win the world series i'm becoming a philadelphia 76ers fan it would hurt less
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i made a really scuffed playoff bracket in my computer notepad during class earlier
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say what you will about garrett stubbs but he has one of the only walkup songs in the whole league
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this is all real information available to you online if you're a real fan but most of you are posers
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if you want to tweet about tyler phillips you have to pass my entry exam 1. what's his son's name 2. what's his favorite movie 3. can he sing (yes/no) if you don't know all three, i'm sorry. unfortunately you have failed the tyler phillips exam and can no longer mention him.
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