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I probably watch too much wrestling I detail cars for a living. Stressed out and most likely intoxicated.

Hammond, LA
Joined January 2021
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@storiesofjosh
Joshua Turner
3 years
She probably would ask for your neck beard having unemployed ass to apologize, Vince. But good luck, we’ve been trying to get you to apologize for a lot of things for years now. It doesn’t happen.
@THEVinceRusso
Vince Russo
3 years
I told my wife she looked beautiful this morning. Am I supposed to apologize now? Confused.
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Joshua Turner
3 years
There isn’t a single person in this business that has wants or needs your opinions, you blithering idiot. Please, Vince. Deactivate your twitter, stop doing your shitty podcast or whatever it is you do these days, and close your dick licker for once. 🖕🏻.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
I guarantee that the Brock Lesnar #SummerSlam appearance cost @wwe no less than 50k. God that man is an attraction and a beast. We’re in an era where the fans will pay $100-$150 for a chance to see the beast in person. Trust me, I did it at Wrestlemania 34. It was crazy.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
In the latest news, the WWE has come to terms on the release of Adam Cole. They wish him the best with his future endeavors. And in other news, WWE has also come to terms on the release of their GAHT DAYUM MINDS. What in the mother fucking fresh hell is this. #wwe @wwe
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Joshua Turner
4 years
I always said if AEW picked up CM Punk, it would define the company. I’m here for it. Y’all buckle up, because this may be a bumpy ride. I’ll give AEW TV a fair chance. #AllElite @aew #AEWRampage #AEWonTNT @CMPunk.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
Yeah well, he’d do 4:52 of entrance, give you an RKO and a 123 before the 4:58 mark. And then sit there and pose for another 10 minutes afterward.
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Nic Nemeth
4 years
Randy Orton, .clock starts on his entrance music.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
You best believe I rolled my sleeve up and said do it. Delta variant or not, I do what I can to protect my family, because I’m well aware I’m not always gonna be around to do so. You make the decision that’s best for you. And don’t let anyone tell you different.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
I can’t tell you how many arguments we have had about my health. Countless. Each one seems scripted as to how it’s supposed to go. But, when it came to protecting myself and the ones I love from a pandemic that has killed 600k + people, and all I have to do is get stuck in my arm.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
But here is what I’m not gonna do. I’m not going to tell someone whether or not they have made the right decision on this vaccine, or judge them on such. I took it, not just for me, but for my girlfriend. Who I’m sure would like to see me around in ten years.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
I’m gonna wind up with cirrhosis of the liver, and probably wind up with another list of health issues in the next ten years. I drink a lot, more than what I should, I forget to take my meds, I don’t have the healthiest of diets, and I don’t plan on changing any time soon.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
But here is what I do know. I, for one, am scared of the delta variant and the things it brings. I have had two bouts now with lung cancer, I have high blood pressure, and have been told twice by two different doctors that my drinking habit is gonna be what kills me.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
I’ve heard more people trash / judge those who get the vaccine, judge those who support it, and tell people that they are “sheep” for taking it. I don’t believe in shoving your opinion down anyone’s throat, and I’m not a doctor to tell you whether or not the vaccine is for you.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
He’s not going to work old man sting, or the pathetic excuse of a world champion unless he goes down like Kofi Kingston did, because here’s what people don’t understand: Brock will not work someone unless it benefits him. And there is no amount of money or talent in AEW for that.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
He’s not going to have a ten minute prance around and kick fest with Orange Juice Cassidy. He doesn’t want to work with MJF. Cause before AEW, MJF was not mainstream. He does not want to work with Dad Bod’ Jericho who has one foot into retirement.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
I’m sorry AEW fan boys, Brock Lesnar is not headed somewhere where they won’t offer him anything less than like 750k for an appearance on network television / PPV. He’s sure as hell not going to go somewhere where they don’t have talent who are willing to get squashed.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
Why is it when he’s knocked off the ring apron, @TheGiantOmos is just standing in the background rolling his shoulder while his tag team partner @AJStylesOrg is getting beat? Get in the damn ring or get off camera!.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
😂😂😂 that was awesome @wwe @NikkiCrossWWE #MoneyInTheBank.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
One of these things does not belong, please get tf out of the ring and walk away @YaOnlyLivvOnce. #MoneyInTheBank @wwe.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
What is the obsession with beatboxing on YouTube shorts lately? I swear noises with your mouth are the most annoying things to me, no matter what they sound like. Plus I always imagine spit just flying everywhere and it grosses me out.
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Joshua Turner
4 years
I’m sorry, but @wwe isn’t going to release just one Uso. If the situation calls for a release, and they feel their hands are tied, they’ll do it to both of them to make sure their hands are clean of the situation. Sad. #wrestling #wwe #WWERaw #wwesmackdown @WWEUsos.
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