Sarah Tollemache
@stollemache
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My new special, Butthole Money, premieres Thurs Sept 5th 9pm EST/6pm PST on YouTube
New York, USA
Joined May 2009
You can now watch my special Butthole Money with no censorship here on X. Please like and share with anyone you might think would enjoy this.
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I predict pyrotechnics will be very big this year for funerals.
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I’d drop Disney+, but thanks to all the mergers I’m pretty sure I’m paying for it in at least three separate bundles.
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I told my son “I love you” and he said “thank you” back. I’m like, what are we dating?!
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This is how cocaine is made
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I feel sad for younger generations. They’ve always had phones. They don’t know what it means to be bored which is great for harnessing creativity. If it wasn’t for boredom my generation would never have created the fainting game
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Just saw the very funny @stollemache at the @creekandcave. The show was also funny
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There should be a spinoff from Curb Your Enthusiasm where Cheryl Hines’ character is even more embarrassed of her new husband, RFK Jr.
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Found a new side hustle. Austin, TX | Creek and the Cave | Sept. 4th Get tix here: https://t.co/Fw2VyJ8S66
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Make sure you get the correct Korean sunscreen. Austin, TX | Creek and the Cave | Sept. 4th https://t.co/Fw2VyJ8S66
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What teacher has a salary to buy that engagement ring?
“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨” — Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce announcing their engagement
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I’m premiering a comedy set I shot last year in Tacoma WA on YouTube tonight at 8pm. It’s a looser set but I always have the most fun on those. Tacoma Comedy Club | Sarah Tollemache | Live Comedy Show https://t.co/YOx7iDVB4W
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I need something a little stronger. Austin, TX | Creek and the Cave | Sept 4th Get tix here: https://t.co/Fw2VyJ9pVE
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When I go to the movies and they ask what size drink do I want I have to reply, “not ridiculous size”
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