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My new special, Butthole Money, premieres Thurs Sept 5th 9pm EST/6pm PST on YouTube

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Sarah Tollemache
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You can now watch my special Butthole Money with no censorship here on X. Please like and share with anyone you might think would enjoy this.
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Polygamy only benefits men. Subscribe to my YouTube channel
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What do you get the guy that has everything
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They say deciding to have an abortion is never an easy decision. I’m gonna say some were, just an open and shut case.
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Sarah Tollemache
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My episode is out!!
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Sarah Tollemache
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RT @StoryWarz: TONIGHT at 8pm E! . #StoryWarz w @JoshLBarnett, @stollemache & @tristan_bowling joining @bigjayoakerson & @luisjgomez premie….
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Not to brag but I have really small ear holes. Watch my latest special:
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The recent shooting in Manhattan is proof on why you should never stay late for work.
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I’ve decided to surrender myself to Jeff Besos.
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There should be a trending name list for trans like we do with babies. I put Eliot pretty high up on that list this year.
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My theory on the potato famine.
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I expect that sort of behavior from Grover.
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Sarah Tollemache
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I let my son watch Ms Rachel while we eat bc it’s the only way he sits in a high chair, but my husband hates it. He’s like, “I don’t want our kid to be a tablet baby.” And I’m like, “he’s not. He’s an iPhone baby”.
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RT @youbetrippinpod: It is technically America. but South. #YouBeTrippin Ep. 74 with @JoeListComedy and @stollemache .
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I found a sunblock for straight men.
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Sarah Tollemache
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US Government: “note to self, do not send in ICE agents to LA when more than half the city is out of work”.
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Sarah Tollemache
2 months
Watch @JoeListComedy new special. Best one yet!!!.
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My special premieres on YouTube Friday night at 8:30pm est. if you’d like to watch it before that you can right now by signing up for my email list. It’s easy. Thanks. I won’t spam you. I’ll just let you know when I’m coming to your town. Thanks. Bye.
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This is the ideal way to parent. Watch my special:
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Sarah Tollemache
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I think the reason why a lot of comedians struggle from anxiety is because they’re bad people.
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Sarah Tollemache
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Sometimes you have to compromise in the bedroom. My new special is OUT NOW on YouTube. Share and subscribe
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