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mom : "you came home and don't even go out" no be so una bring me up 😂
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Set boundaries & stand on them! What you allow is exactly how you'll get treated.
What was the LOUDEST LESSON for you in 2025?
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"i cannot afford it" means i can't afford it. the way you’re looking at me and whatever you’re thinking in your head, those are your personal problems.
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The “low level men”
There is a reason why I have a dislike for Nonso Amadi, Johnny Drille et al and their type of lyrics. Proper low level men.
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Dunsin Oyekan in the midst of our Spotify wrap like 😭😭😭😭😭
Spotify wrap👀👀👀 These mixtures.....🚶🏾🚶🏾
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When you ignore a married man’s advances and he suddenly remembers to post his wife & kids with long messages 🤣🤣
In a world where noise travels faster than truth, I want to take a moment to speak about the woman I know, the woman I love, and the woman I cherish. My wife, Laila. She is a woman whose quiet strength continues to amaze me every single day. Laila is not someone who lives on
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Na why I no dey use fine boys play. Look at their offsprings omdsss
Pasuma with his wife, Mumsie Aliyah and their children, Jeebola and Aliyah
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It’s you like maddddd
Dear HRs, Resignation season is upon us. It's not you; it's them
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People be hating on Mathematics meanwhile English was there; Summary, Lexis and structure, Comprehension, Adverbial and adjectival Clause and phrase!!!!!!!! English was the real villain
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I kept saying what is special about cutting sugarcane 😭 until I realized.
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CONSENT.
Why do people run from the rain but yet dance in the shower?
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I really can’t differentiate between Abriba and Ohafia Dialects.
Igbo GenZs are intentional about Igbo culture. They went for actress Uche Jumbo, accuse her of lacking ability to speak her Abriba dialect. She responded by dropping a video of her speaking core abriba dialect. Seems GenZ's standard now is your core Dialect not even central Igbo.
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Brethren praise the lord! Praise the lord one more time! They have nabbed this Dr Femi Olaleye in London on rape charges again. Allegedly. Justice escaped in Nigeria is not justice denied. We thank God for King Charles and what God used him to do to Ekweremadu and Femi Olaleye.
Lagos doctor, Femi Olaleye has regained his freedom weeks after an Appeal court nullified his r@pe conviction
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This one still k!lls me😭😭😭 https://t.co/ZxWQdcyZfW
I just saw the craziest ads ever. 😭😭😭 What the heck?
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No be all of us go carry belle, wake up cook by 4am. Some of us go, go club go shake our nyash to the glory of God and to the shame of the devil. Somebody shout power!
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“Me trying hard to save money” My mind: so you will not buy shawarma ?
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My parents launching me into adulthood after overprotecting me my whole life
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