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@stitchdisrupts
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Chief Disruptor - I create dope products, for fun. @dopepickleball | @dopepadel | @raqet_app
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Joined September 2023
Name a better paddle case, I’ll wait. YKK gold zipper Custom pull tab Vegan Leather exterior hard shell Soft liner Lifetime warranty Embossed logo + metal signature accent Custom fit
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When you call out con artists for being con artists, usually this is the response you get.
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Many people ask me why the logos on the paddle were messed up in the Super Bowl ad. Or if they did that on purpose. I had like 5 failed pressure tests and had to keep buying new mold plates to press the gold foil design into the surface. If the logo was too big it wouldn’t
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some of the smartest people work on the dumbest ideas
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I haven’t played baseball since college 10 years ago but I may need to buy one of these gloves. A+ on the gold @RawlingsSports
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I know they wouldn’t be big sellers but man, I love the swirly balls I made
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@MustacheGaming2 @stitchdisrupts Not just the marketing - the products are fantastic quality - luxury feel without the luxury price
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i'll never get over that you press the right buttons on your laptop in the right order for enough time and your dream life suddenly becomes possible
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🙏 I just like design. I still think the v1 High Roller bundle has over a dozen things I can do better and have been working to improve on over the past 8 months.
@stitchdisrupts Your marketing is 10/10 it's sick.
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It's weird that we can all clearly see how AI is about to wipe out millions of jobs all at once, destroy every artistic field, make it impossible for us to discern reality from fiction, and destroy human civilization as we know it, and yet not one single thing is being done to
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Due to algorithm patents for player rating computer systems, I’ve had to spend the day creating a completely novel expectation curve, evidence functions, bounded gradient update, integrity-logit blend, fraud dampening, per-sport micro-skills mapping, and economy clamps to be
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If you started taking compounded GLP-1s in 2024 in the United States, your doctor was most likely regurgitating marketing talking points and material I created.
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I don’t know if this is because I’ve done jiu jitsu for 7 years but don’t know who would be afraid if this guy threatened to fight them on a pickleball court lol
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When you send me demand letters just know this is what I do to them. This was in May. I never received another.
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