Careful today Villans. There will be an anti-Bournemouth march from the Pork Scratchings vendor on Trinity Rd to the Holte pub by a group complaining that their residents having access to beaches & sunshine is discriminatory. West Mids Police say today’s game will still go ahead.

Just a thought. If this banning malarky is down to Aston Villa, then we are within our rights to ban anyone from Villa Park if they pose a potentially serious threat? We should start with banning Erling Haaland on Sunday 26 October & Ismaila Sarr for the rest of his natural life.

Villa v Maccabi. For the record. The problems over there are nothing to do with Villa. Villa didn't put Maccabi in a UEFA comp. UEFA did. Villa didn't choose to play them. Villa haven't banned their fans. Other agencies have done that. So none of this shit show is Villa's fault.

U14s game this morning. 4-3 down, we score a goal which bounces back out off the wheel inside the goal. Everyone saw it go in. Ref (one of theirs) says no goal. Lino (their assistant coach) says no goal. We lose 4-3. Come on Feltham Tudors. Be better than that. Set an example.

Angela Rayner got SDLT wrong on a complex transaction involving a house in trust for her disabled child. She underpaid £40,000. Nadhim Zahawi (Tory Chancellor) hid his shares in his parents’ offshore trust to avoid CGT. He paid £5 million in settlement. One is evasion. One isn't.

After watching Rangers and Celtic be utterly humiliated by bang average European/Asian teams this week, I thought I’d tune in to the Old Firm game to see if they were both as bad as reported. Yes they were.

So, the Hundred. The money-spinning flagship of English cricket. They mess-up the entire cricket calendar to accommodate ‘mercenary cricket’ which nobody cares about. They get to a semi-final which is then abandoned by rain so one team goes through to the final by default. Joke.

Any Villa fans with kids want a 24/25 3rd shirt? 23 Martinez on the back. Medium. Brand new with tags. Advertised by some dickhead as XL. He says it clearly said in the description it was medium. Too much hassle trying to get my money back. DM me with your info if you want it.

Yes! Bit fluky and you have to feel for Jadeja who was fantastic, but we'll take that. 🏏 Great game.

Right Bashir. Their dibbly-dobbly middle-order right-arm nothing spinner has just taken a 4-for without doing much with it. Day 5 pitch tomorrow. Time to step up and show us why you've been selected.

Crawley practising the dark arts just so he doesn't have to bat. The spirit of cricket is alive and well... 😂

Tough on Palace, although they are partly culpable as they could have changed their model. On the plus side Palace fans, the financial differences between the comps are not huge & the Conference League is a comp you could very much win. I imagine most football fans hope you do.

I’ve now relocated my Villa Season Ticket to B3. Centre Trinity. Padded seat. I’ll take my blankie & pillow so I can fit in with the locals. So keep the noise down eh lads? Thanks. 👍

Met calling for football clubs to pay more for police. Football related arrests 23/24 = 2,584 over 3,000 games. 74% ‘low severity’. Notting Hill in one weekend = 349 arrests, 2 murders, 8 stabbings, 13 sexual offences, 53 assaults on emergency workers. Who pays for that then…?

608 to win then lads in about 110 overs. No worries.

You know when I said about an hour and a half ago not to bothering watching the cricket? Ignore me. I’m an idiot. 😂

If you were thinking of tuning in this morning and watching England battle back in the cricket, I respectfully suggest that you don't. 😱

I'm not a Liverpool fan but this has shaken me badly this morning. Truly truly awful. Thoughts go out to all his family and friends and to all you Reds and Wolves fans who he served so well. So sorry. 🙏💔

Less than 24 hours after Pep saying that he didn’t want to be in the Club World Cup and this would ruin their PL season, City get knocked out by a team from Saudi. Make of that what you will.

You know how FA Cup replays were scrapped to allow PL teams to play less games & rest players? No thought to small clubs who need the revenue (like Tamworth who drew with Spurs). As we speak, Man Utd are “resting” while playing a cash match in Hong Kong. The FA should be ashamed.